Amazingness and Reading discussion

Post here something funny that you read, the name of the book and the author



When I read this I couldn't stop laughing:

"I can't believe you ate all the ice cream, Daemon!"I cringed and stopped inside the dining room. There was no way I was going into that kitchen."I didn't eat all of it.""Oh, so it ate itself?" Dee shrieked so loudly I thought I heard the rafters in the ceiling shake."Did the spoon eat it? Oh wait, I know. The carton ate it.""Actually, I think the freezer ate it," Daemon responded dryly.

Bahahaha yeah..I love Obsidian XDD

"I thought people in small town were supposed to be nice, not act like the son of Satam" (Obsidian again)

I loooove obsidian !
I would have said I loved Daemon ... But I would rather not be killed by one of his "many" fans :p

;)

Come on girls...Write something funny that you remember from some book...Im curious

“I played my part of bumbling photographer. “Is this where I press?” I asked, like a ninety-year-old woman. Becca took her cue, and I watched as she slowly, subtly moved her hand into position. “One, two, three!” I cried, and just as the picture snapped, Becca offered her hand on Jamie Bamber’s ass.”

Excerpt From: Halpern, Julie. “The F- It List.”

“IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD’S LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS.”

Excerpt From: John, Green. “Paper Towns.”