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HI

I POSTED FIRST THERE FOR IM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello

Me: Sirius, your nickname is Siri!

hey sirius your like my fav. character im serious :P

I'm honored.

me:*grabs the front of his shirt* SERIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hi!

It's Sirius dear.
Hello to you too.

HOW ARE YOU????!!!!!!!???????!!!!??????!!!!!HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE BEING DEAD???!!!

I'm fine thank you.Well being dead isn't fine but anyway....It feels..uh...It's not something you can describe.

me:you totally killed your reputation in front of your godson you know
G:*shakes head* some people never learn

me:dam it,i forgot.lemme change it

I'm a bit confused...
Nancy are you Harry or George?
Because Harry is Sirius's godson I think.....

me:i am George.i was just telling serius how bad he must have looked in front of his godson,i was not refering to myself

PURE CHAOS wrote: "Voldemort: it doesn't matter, they both are equally annoying."

G:nu-huh,i take pride in being more annoying then others, don't compare me with..with..harry!

I can see that.I was confused about the godson thing.
AND why did I kill my reputation in front of my godson?

me:*checks nails* cuz you died..duh..

Dumbledore died too!Fred died!You kind of lost an ear!
That can happen to anyone...I was the first to escape from Askaban!I was awesome!

I am!

Jenny {Piper}{Zia}{Calypso}{Katie Bell} wrote: "Me: Hi Sirius! Lookin' serious today, eh? ;)

Katie: You're cruel."

Why does everyone joke about my name?!
If I wasn't dead I would do some terrible things to you.
Don't say I didn't warn you.

Me: I don't make fun of your name, Siri!

Snape: Yes you do.

PercyJackson(Terminus)(Sirius Black) wrote: "Dumbledore died too!Fred died!You kind of lost an ear!
That can happen to anyone...I was the first to escape from Askaban!I was awesome!"

me:CAN YOU NOT SEE THE 'ME' IN THE BEGINNING OF MY POST? IT CLEARLY STATES I AM NOT GEORGE,BUT ONE WHO HAS AN EAR WHICH IS INTACT TO MY HEAD.!!

PURE CHAOS wrote: "V: you are... What do you say?
Me: cray cray..."

me:*takes out chainsaw* ahem,so yeah say that again..

me:you know voldy,i was gonna saw your nose off but then i was like...oh!he doesnt have one!

Nancy (Apollo) (George) wrote: "PercyJackson(Terminus)(Sirius Black) wrote: "Dumbledore died too!Fred died!You kind of lost an ear!
That can happen to anyone...I was the first to escape from Askaban!I was awesome!"

me:CAN YOU NO..."

Okay don't kill me! *raises hands in surrender*

Sirius:
Good.Now,I'm going to sleep and I don't want any puns while I'm gone?Okay?So,I'm just going to leave......
Ps.And I don't want anyone to ask me If Rebbeca Black is my child because I'm seriously going to kill you.

Me :Goodnight!
Cookies :3

You are lucky I'm sleepy....

*death glare*

*takes out wand and points to a squirrel*
Avada Kedavraaaaaaaaaaaa
Squirrel dead.
You are next......

*smiles innocently* :)

*looks at Dumbledore* Avada Kedavraaaaaaaaaaaaa

You are already dead.....it won't hurt you much...

*smiles innocently* :)

And I killed a squirrel...I didn't kill Katie....

Me: Would Siri be serious or a serial killer? SNAPIE, what do you think?

Snape: -_- He'll kill me, so I won't say anything.

Snape: I'm alive again. DO NOT QUESTION MY MAGIC.

Me: ... I QUESTION YOUR MAGIC.

Snape: ... WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE PAINFULLY?

Me: Because no one likes a grumpy man that sulks in the darkest corner of the room.

Snape: How do you know? DEATH IS ALWAYS PAINFUL! It was painful, feeling my soul leave my body. I'd have preferred a peaceful death in my sleep.

We are Katie.I just have to keep an attitude

Yes...that's true...but I am dead....I don't have anything to lose....
Anyway.......you don't have questions for me?

Is your middle name Lee? (Sirius Lee Black)

-_- NO.My middle name isn't Lee.

WHAT DID I SAY?NO JOKING ABOUT MY NAME.

Can you please stop it?
Ask me serious questions guys.
Or I'll siriusly kill you.

Probably when I died.

Hahah lol :)

What does the wolf say?

What does the goat say?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

come on.........what does the fox say?

or maybe I want to eat DAETHEATERS!!

Katie: It obviously says what foxes say...That inhumanly sound they make.

Me: Have you even heard a fox speak?

Katie: Er...no, I don't think so.

Ron: if hermoine was here she'd give yiu a lecture about that ....

Are we siriusly talking about fox sounds now.......Hm.....since my death nobody has really bothered talking to me..

AYYYY! SIRIUSLY! *HIGH FIVES*

Ron: Well ....Obliviate !!!!