In our opinion... discussion

I saw this on another group and thought it would be fun :) example;
person 1 I wish i had a car.
person 2 granted but it doesn't work.
I wish I could time travel
ect ect.

I'll start,

I wish I could mute some people.

Granted, but you're grounded for four months for doing that
I wish that I could meet Britt Nicole

Granted but she quits singing before you meet her.

I wish I was good at math.

Granted, but you are so good that you overthink every problem.

I wish that I could read super fast.

Granted but your eyes light the book you're reading on fire.

I wish I could read the next book in the mortal instrument series.

Granted, but you miss awesome scenes
I wish that I can visit Celestial Seasonings again (It's a tea factory)

granted but you're alergic to the tea.

I wish I could become a good photographer.

Granted but your pictures never develop.

I wish for some honey.

Granted but it gets stuck on everything and it's hard to get off
I wish that I could have some chocolate

Granted but they forgot to put the sugar in!

I wish for a fluffy pillow!

Granted but it's in an ugly color
I wish for some apple cider

Granted but it's frozen.

I wish my room would clean itself.

Granted but it takes six months
I wish that I can visit Morocco someday

granted but it sinks underwater before you get there.

I wish I won the lottery.

Granted, you can but you don't.

I wish to go to Paris

granted but the Eiffel tower falls over and squishes part of the city.

I wish I could drive.

you can but you get arrested for bad driving before you even pull out of the parking lot.

I wish I could meet Owl City (my fave singer)

Granted but they lost their voices and cannot respond to anything you say.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed.

Granted so you sleep in a pile of dead fishes instead.

I wish it was summer

granted but school goes through the summer.

I wish I had more reading time.

Granted but all you are allowed to read is algebra textbooks

I wish gum never lost its flavor

Granted but the flavor always tastes like dirt.
I wish it could be Christmas again.

Granted but this time you get no presents while your siblings/family members get everything in their wildest dreams

I wish it was summer

Granted but its still cold.
I wish it would snow.

Granted but the snow turns into molten rocks

I wish I had some bagel bites :(

Granted but they're moldy.
I wish I had a kitten

Granted but it grows up too fast.

I wish I could go to Europe.

Granted but your plan crashes on the way back and you die.

I wish I had a bar of dark chocolate

Granted but it melts all over your carpet and your cat rolls in it.

I wish I could go horse riding.

Granted but the horse throws you off and you break a leg.
I wish I had my drivers license.

Granted but you crash as soon as you get it and your mom never lets you drive again.

I wish I had a laptop.

Granted but you can only go on little kid sites.
I wish I had a plane.

Granted but you don't have the money to fuel it.

I wish I was a millionaire.

Granted but then someone kidnaps you for the ransom.
I wish had a bigger room.

Granted but it has no walls.

I wish I could go places with doctor who.

Granted but its Matt smith and he doesn't go any where.
I wish David Tennant was still the doctor.

(Me to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)granted But he isn't :(

I wish I could time travel.

Granted but you can never return to current time.

I wish I had wings.

Granted but you turn into a chicken he he he
I wish I could watch more doctor who

Granted, but you have to do chores before you watch
I wish that I'll like these books that my dad is bringing me

Granted but you can't ever finish them.
I wish I had the third book in the throne of glass series.

Granted but it's in a language you can't read.
I wish I had a puppy

Granted but its ugly and chews on everything.
I wish that my laptop was faster.

Granted but it's faster to get viruses easily

I wish I could go to New York

Granted, but it's the year 1910

I wish I could have all the books I dont have, and want.

Granted, but they bury you alive.
I wish I had a pet hamster.

Granted but it bites. A lot.

I wish I got paid to read.

Granted, but it's only one dollar.
I wish I can go to another Rock and Worship road show.