Iris Johansen Fans discussion

There is a book called Damn You, Autocorrect!: Damn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to Send I was wondering has that ever happened to you? or have you accidentally sent a text that you shouldn't have?

Since I don't have a cell phone I don't text, but I once received an email from my mom that was suppose to be sent to my sister. She was complaining about me. I had so much fun letting her have it.

Here is one from the book.

Wife: Did you guys eat supper yet?

Husband: Yep. Just had pasta. Oh by the way I just laid the babysitter.

Wife: Uh, excuse me? You DID WHAT?

Husband: Haha. PAID. I paid her. Sorry to give you a heart attack babe.

Here is another one:

Jill: Tomorrow is my date with Matt. I'm so nervous.

Friend: Which one is he again?

Jill: The guy that use to whore out my mother in NYC.

Friend: That is a new low for you Jill.

Jill: Ack!!! Help my mother out. Not whore.