Constellation Chronicles discussion

This is a great and fun game some friends and I use to play on a different site. It can get pretty funny.

One person says: " I wish" and then puts what they wish for. Such as. "I wish my son would do his chores."
Then another person tells them it is granted but and then gives some thing that could backfire if it happened, like, "granted but while cleaning his room, somthing bites him and he can not do any chores for a week."

So to start us off.

I wish I had a million dollars.

granted but you have to give it all to your mother

I wish I had a house with a swimming pool

granted but while there are sharks and piranahs in it...

I wish I was Emma Watson's husband.

granted but shes cheating on you with Robert Pattinson

I wish I had an orange 2009 Corvette

granted but since you are not old enough to drive it, your mom uses it until you are.

I wish I had a good man in my life.

granted but his over protective profectionest mother moves in with you.

I wish I had a silver volvo driven by Edward Cullen

granted but he runs off with youre best friend

I wish I had a puppy

granted but it turns out like Cujo

I wish I could write a best seller

granted but it sells as bird cage liner.

I wish to start a world famous restaurant

granted but its famous for its horrible food! ((Lol!))

Um...I wish I had a pet squirrel!

Granted, but it always hides and you never see it.

I wish I were a famous basketball player.

granted but you get killed by a stray ball


I wish i was rich

granted but Edward Cullen eats you and takes your money.

I wish I had a balloon.

granted but it pops the second you get it

I wish I had a big screen t.v.

granted but it blows up and burns down your house.

I wish I lived in a big house

granted but you are just the butler

I wish I could be on tv.

granted but its on Police Most Wanted

I wish I knew the cast of Twilight

granted but they shoot you the moment you met Taylor Lautner.

I wish I had a pet camel.

granted but you travel the desert for the rest of your life

I wish I was at the coast

granted but a shark comes out of nowhere and eats you.

I wish it would rain here.

granted but floods and you drown

I wish I was eating at my favorite mexican restaurant.

((It was actually granted! It started raining! But I hope it doesn't flood or I drown...XD))

granted but you get a cockroach in your meal.


I wish there was world peace.

Lol! ya hopefully it will NOT flood my uncle, aunt and cousin got flooded one time

granted but then there is so much harmony that it is sickening sweet

I wish it wasn't so warm here

granted but the sun goes away and you freeze to death.

I wish I was old enough to drive.

granted but it turns out your 100 and to old to drive

I wish I had a library in my room

Alicia wrote: "Lol! ya hopefully it will NOT flood my uncle, aunt and cousin got flooded one time

Oooh that sucks. :(

granted but a fire burns it down.


I wish I was J.K. Rowling's son.

granted but she loves Harry more than you

I wish I lived in the country

granted but you get killed by a wild bear.

I wish I had an ATV

granted but your cousin uses it and wrecks it

I wish I was still in Spokane

Granted - but you have live right beside Spokane International Airport.

I wish I was a librarian at Camnridge University Library

granted but the books fall and squish you

I wish I was a well known chef

Granted, but Cal threw one of the books that fell and it landed on the stove and burnt the restaurant down.

I wish I could be several places at once!

Granted- but the they are places that you don't want to be.

I wish my laptop never needed recharging.

Granted but then it overloads from all the electricity and explodes.


I wish I could finish this book report.

granted but you fail

I wish that I could watch the New Moon movie early

granted but it's defected and all you see is a black screen.

I wish I was a billionaire!

granted you have everything you want but are never happy

I wish I had a robot to do my chores

Granted, but it gets a screw loose and creates havoc with your property and turns it into a vast wasteland, however, you still have the box it came in.

I wish wildlife would pass through our property more often... and pose as they go by.

granted but as they leave they create a stampede and ruin your property

I wish I was in La Push

((What's La Push...well whatever...)) granted but...you get run over by a train.

I wish I had superpowers! (poses)

La Push is a place in Washington it is mentioned in Twilight

Granted but you can't control them

I wish it was cooler

((Oh yeah! That's right!))

granted but you freeze into a block of ice.

I wish I was more serious...

granted but your boring and no one wants to hang out with you

I wish I had a personal dvd player

Granted but it ruins youre copy of Twilight

I wish I could see the new Harry Potter movie

Granted. You can see the posters and reel but the film runs out all over the projection floor & the projectionist jumps up, burns himself on his spilled cup of coffee, knocks over the watercooler and floods the floor including film.

I wish the thunderstorms would stop.

((LmAo! That was good Betty!))

granted but before they stop, a lightning bolt hits you on the head and you die, then the thunderstorms stop for a minute then continue.

I wish I was the fastest typer in the world!

Thanks.
Granted, but your keyboard burns up and your fingers turn to stubs and you can't type anymore; nor can you put out the fire.

I wish I could take a real vacation.

Granted but it turns out your travel agent ends up sending you to backpack through Iran and Iraq.


I wish all of this work was already done.

granted but a computer falls on your head and you die.

I wish I had an awesome Ferrari!

Granted. Truly awesome 1947 125 S, powered by a 1.5-litre V12 engine; unfortunately you needed an oil well & refinery of your own in order to be able to afford to drive it... but it sure looked "purr-ty"

I wish my car had a horn