The everything and nothing group! discussion

This has to be written in first person, from the point of view of something that isn't human (and if all you write about the same thing, you probaly won't win).
Due On the first.

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It's a writing contest. Sorry, I was a bit rushed when I wrote it. There will be a poll to see who the winner is.

Crap, that was me. Not Cryptid....

uh....

I'm just as confused.. don't worry... well I'll get started today.

Me and Cryptid share a computor, and I thought I was logged in... Sorry.

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