Reality BE GONE!!! discussion

I found this game will checking out a group a friend liked. For this game someone says something they wish and the person below them grants the wish but with a cursed twist. Then the person who granted the wish puts their own wish underneath that and the next person repeats granting then wishing.

I wish for wings.

so how do I twist it?

I will show you. make your wish.

okay, I wish to control water

Granted but you can never touch the water you control or you melt.

I wish for speed.

granted but the faster you go the more you lose of yourself

I wish for knowledge

With that knowledge comes the knowing of all the time and deaths of your loved ones and you can do nothing to prevent it.

I wish for the ability of telekinesis.

you will depend on telekinesis so much that in time will forget how to do work.

I wish for the ability to morph into animal forms

Granted but you can only change animals every full moon.

I wish to always have money in my pocket.

Granted but you will indulge in bad habits and get proud. *wicked smile*

I wish to travel around the world

Awesome and a different type of game!

Granted but you can only travel the world with your mind.

I wish be able to dance.

Granted but once you start you can't stop for two days

I wish to be an awesome professional photographer

Granted but you only can capture horrible truths in peoples lives.

I wish to be able to survive longer than ten minutes in a video game.

Granted but after you will never survive past ten minutes again.

I wish to be able to see the future.

granted but one day you will see something that will ruin you
I wish to sing beautifully

Granted, but only frogs can hear you.
I wish to live in the water.

granted but you will never feel earth again

I wish to see and defeat evil

Granted but every time you defeat it you lose a part of your soul.

I wish I could draw better.

granted but every time you draw you feel intolerable pain in you hands

I wish I could go back in time

Granted but every time you go back in time you grow a big ugly wart.

I wish to be able to grow anything.

Granted. But each time you grow something, something else dies.

what's your wish?

Okay. I'll make a wish..

I wish to travel in space

Granted but you will always be in space and never go to any planets.

I wish to pass this summers trig regents retake that I have spent three weeks preparing for.

granted but afterwards you will forget the knowledge you gained.

I wish my life was perfect :P

Granted but it will be a barbie dolls world.

I wish to have better driving skills. ( Didn't have this wish till thirty minutes ago. Long story)

granted but everytime you try to drive your hands will hurt like crazy

I wish to be invisible

Granted but you are completely invisible, including voice and person. No one will ever see or hear you again.

I wish to be a ace my trig test.

granted but when you finish the knowledge will disapear

What's your wish?

whoops, forgot

I wish to dye my hair

Granted, but your hair is forever that colour.
I wish people weren't so judgemental.

granted, but no one will ever care about what you do

I wish for a pet horse

Granted but you can only pet a horse and never own it.

I wish to have the ability of foresight.

granted but you will never be able to avoid the dangers or bad stuff that will come

I wish to be able to fly

Granted but you will be a lowly sparrow nothing but a bird.

I wish for my sister to stop being so witchy.

Granted but in turn you will be even more witchy

I wish I could remember everything from my past

Granted but you will learn more from not just your past but all your families path.

I wish to be able to get up on time with my alarm.

granted but for the rest of the day your alarm will be ringing in your head

I wish it could be summer (no school) forever

Granted but then the polar ice caps will melt and the world will plunge into darkness.

I wish to eat a good lunch.

granted but you will have a horrible disgusting dinner :))

I wish I was allowed get an iphone

Granted but it will never turn on.

I wish to win the lottery.

granted but the money will be spent on your college or university fee

I wish I could get a cat

Granted but it will claw your eyes out at every chance you pet it.

I wish for dragons and other fantasy creatures.

granted but you will never be able to see or commute with them

I wish I could become the best samurai ever

Granted but all you will ever do is make sushi.

I wish for witchy powers

granted but they will suck

I wish to be part demon