Reality BE GONE!!! discussion

okay, so I love riddles, and thought it would be fun to play a sorta riddle game. this is how it goes, one person asks a riddle, then the person below tries their best to answer it. then they add a riddle. and so on.
no cheating!! :)

i'll start easy,
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Bananas are not in coconut trees!

yep! your turn :))

You use a knife to slice my head. You weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

onion :P

What is so delicate that even mentioning it breaks it?

silence

Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each one of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?

5
this ones kinda hard I think.... but
A young man walks through the forest. He comes to a bridge. In front of the bridge is a large man carrying an axe. The man says, "If you want to cross this bridge, you must tell me a statement. If I think the statement is true, you will be strangled to death. If I say the statement is false, your head will be chopped off." A few minutes later, the young man walked over the bridge, while the larger man stood pondering. What was the statement the young man had given?

Ummmm......

If I pass the bridge you will not kill me?

nope :) he said "My head will be chopped off" :D

okay, your turn?

OH!!! *Thunks head*

What is brown and sticky?

a stick! (i've heard this one before :P)

I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?

A person? If wrong give me a second chance

guess again ;)

A riddle

close....

A joke!

yes! your turn :)

You through a blue stone into a yellow sea. What happens?

it turns green?

No

One more try

give me a hint? pleeeeaaase?

You throw a blue Stone into a yellow Sea. What happens?

no idea

It sinks

*depressed mode* I cant believe I didn't get that, okay..

What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?

Ummm.....

:)

The letter t or tea you drink or a coloring sheet or the letter t

try again

GrRRRR!!!!

:P

incorrect

Teapot

We serve it food, it stands on four feet, but it can't eat?

A table. (Clever girl on the last riddle)

whats your riddle smiley?

(and if that was directed to me, thanks)

Both of you! Can I post one in the morning? But if someone else wants to post one before that go ahead.

sure! i'll wait :)

Which word is spelled incorrectly?

umm.....incorrectly?

Yup!

Two mothers and two daughters went out to eat, everyone ate one burger, yet only three burgers were eaten in all. How is this possible?

Grandmother, daughter and granddaughter....?

Having a spine but no bones, a front and back but no face or butt.... Que suis-je?

Good riddles - hope it's okay if I intrude.

@ Saarah They each ate one burger.

@Micheal No problem!!!!!! The more the merrier!!!!! xD

@michel, right! okay, who's going next?

Thanks. :) I began with a riddle thematic:
Having a spine but no bones, a front and back but no face or butt

Book?

Right on.