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Yuno skipped down the street with a bag of candy in one hand and a blood covered axe in the other. She'd just assasinated someone else and had picked up her bounty. She smiled as she sucked on the lollipop in her mouth. Quite a few people turned to sate at the splatters of red 'paint' on her clothing, hair and face. She didn't notice and sat on a bench happily.

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Gamzee walks down the street, looking at every human, resisting the urge to kill them all. His face covered with his blood(which is the color purple). He sits on the same bench as Yuno, not noticing her. he sighs and says to himself "That job was way to motherfucking easy"

Yuno nodded "It's always like that, but it's worth the candy" she replied, offering him a purple candy with a smile

Gamzee looks at her with a raised eyebrow "who the motherfuck are you? you don't feel like a motherfucking human"

She frowned in thought and pulled on her lollipop in thought "Well...my name's Yuno.....I'm 15....I killed mummy and daddy...and I like red...and people call me a demon...". She looked up at him, still offering the candy "Does that answer you question?" she asked as she wiped blood from her cheek.

Gamzee shrugs "close enough" he looks down her body checking for any sighs for anything strange about her "you say you're not human, and yet, you look like one. Why's that?" he asked leaning towards her a bit

Yuno shrugged "I don't know. Grandma was a human. Now she's mince meat" she replied, still offering the purple candy.

Gamzee sighs then sits back up, taking the candy "well, since you're not human, I guess your alright" he opened the wrapper and eats the candy

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Yuno's mood immediately dropped at the word 'human'. She frowned "I hate humans" she said quietly and she crushed the lollipop inbeween her teeth and threw the stick on the ground

Gamzee looks at her and smiles, leaning towards her a bit "in that case, we'll get along real well then"

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She smiled at him before squinting at his face "Why is your face purple?"

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Gamzee wipes some of his blood off his face and licks it "that's my motherfucking blood"

Yuno watched him wipe his blood at lick it "Does it taste nice?" she asked as she wiped the red from her face and looked at her bloodstained fingers "This isn't my blood"

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Gamzee looks at the blood on her face and and wipes some off, he licks it "human blood tastes good" he said wiping some more off her face

Yuno laughed as he wiped the blood of her face "Stop! That tickles!" she giggled before gesturing toward her blood covered axe "there's more there"

Gamzee takes her axe and licks the blood off of it and smiles, he hands the axe back to her "thanks"

Yuno takes the axe and then wipes some of his blood and tastes it "Why does your blood taste like bubblegum?" she asked as she then licked her finger clean

Gamzee shrugs "i don't motherfucking know" he looks her "what made you motherfucking talk to me in the first motherfucking place?"

Yuno sighed and looked down the street "I have no friends. And I could smell blood on you"

Gamzee leans towards her again and looks her in the eyes "since you're not motherfucking human, I will motherfucking be your friend" he smiles

Yuno smiled brightly "Really?". No one came near her, let alone asked to be her friend.

Gamzee nods and stands up, holding out his hand, waiting for her to take it "I will motherfucking be your friend, you can motherfucking count on me" he smiles again

Yuno smiled happily and took it and picked up her axe with her other hand "Okay, motherfucker"

Gamzee helped her up "so, what do you want to motherfucking do?" he asked letting go of her hand

"Kill someone!!" she jumped

Gamzee nods "ok, motherfucking who?" he asked he thought a bit, putting a finger on his chin

Yuno looked around at the people before spotting a man who had called her a bitch earlier.

Gamzee looks at the same man, he smiles evilly and walks towards the man, he grabs him by the throat and drags him into an alley

Yuno's cute and adorable expression now had an edge of insanity to it. Her soft doe-eyes were know slightly redder and glazed and her grin was far too big and malicious. Just the thought of seeing this man's blood made her want to laugh. He had mocked her and now he was going to pay the price. She followed Gamzee into the alley.

Gamzee throw the man further into the alley, Gamzee's blood poured out of the cuts on his face, honks could be heard coming from Gamzee, he lashes out and cuts the mans chest with his sharp nails

Yuno let out a small laugh as she brought her awe down on the mans hand, his blood spattering over her already bloodied body. She laughed even more as the man screamed. Oh how she loved that sound. like music to her ears. She always made it a point to never chop their head off till they could scream no more.

Gamzee chuckles and grabs the man by his ankle and picks him up, he then slams the man onto the ground. Loud cracks could be heard coming from the man. Gamzee was sure he broke most of the mans bones

Yuno laughed, completely insane by this point. She knelt down next to the man and smiled as she put her hand over his mouth "Sshhh, we don't wan't anyone hearing you" she said in a sickly sweet voice with a finger pressed to her lips "Be a good boy and stay quiet, son of a bitch" she laughed before lopping his arm off. She laughed as more blood spattered everywhere.

the honks coming from Gamzee's body got louder as he looks at the man "WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER" he said as he kneels down next to the man and tears his other hand off. Gamzee raises the mans hand over his head and opens his mouth, drinking the mans blood

The man gasps and looks at Yuno "Bitch" he whispered before yno lopped his head off "Fucking humans" she said quietly

Gamzee laughs psychoticlly "oh that was motherfucking amazing" he yawns then looks at her "hey, you got a place to stay, cause I am motherfucking tired" he stands up and stretches

Yuno flicked the blood from her axe "I have a room in the demon castle" she replied before looking at him with a spat of blood on her face running from her lip across her cheek.

Gamzee nods "then can I crash there for a while?" he said licking the blood off his hands

She smiled "Sure"

"alright, you lead the motherfucking way" he said standing behind her

Yuno winked and mocked a salute "Aye Aye Motherfucker" she said before turning to lead the way

Gamzee laughs at her silliness and follows behind her

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