John Green. discussion

First someone says something good, than bad-
Post 1.
You win a skiing competition
Post 2. But the stress is too much for your psyche to handle and you have intense trauma
Post 3. One of the best doctors in the world is there and helps you cure it through effective therapy
Post 4. The doctor's assistant turns out to be psychopathic and chases you around the clinic with a chainsaw while hopping on one foot...

ETC. ETC.

P: but the police come and put her in jail

N: But she contacts her sister (dunno) and they launch a jailbreak

But her sister wants to kill her later.

Then the sister dies too.

but it turns out the parents didn't like their kids anyway and they live a wonderful life without them

The wife divorced her husband and then won the lottery.

but then everyone finds about her winning the lottery and she gets robbed

Then her best friend sues the guy who robbed her, who is actually her ex-husband, and get five hundred thousand dollars.
And the friendship is restored!
✨

but the wife, Alberta, never truly forgives the friend, Robberta, and one night she gets really mad and says that she hates Robberta. Robberta gets depressed and kills herself. Alberta finds out and kills herself. The ex-husband, Albert, dies in a police car chase.

Their child, however, survives, and after a long period of suicidal depression, becomes a yoga guru and inspires the world with his wisdom.

Then he fell in love with a girl, who is actually Roberta's daughter avenging her parents. She breaks his heart, leaving him depressed and he started drinking and his career shattered.

But it turns out the people he worked for were actually running an illegal business so they all go to jail except him because he doesn't work there anymore.