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Jul 11, 2009 07:36PM
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ok... so...Why do guys like blonde jokes?
because they can understand them =):P
:PThat one was meant for Lyle but idk where he went :D
hahahaha... u were talking about immature guysand i had a joke about guys AND blondes
it went:
Why do guys like blonde jokes?
Because they can understand them
hahahahahaha... ok thenWhat do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
that's messed :Dnope
pregnant
Why do blondes like lightning?
Cuz ....umm.....they like watching people die so they can harvest their souls...i bet i was close.
very close :D jkbecause they think some1 is taking their picture
I've got more :D hahahaha...What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno,
She says: Look! Donut seeds!!
Ooh! I have a bunch of dumb blonde jokes!...even though I AM blonde lolz...
A dumb blonde stared at a orange juice carton for 4 hours because it said "concentrate"
There was a brunette, a red head, and a dumb blonde on a ship. Then one day the ship sank in the middle of the ocean. The three girls swam to a near-by island, which was only made out of sand so there was on chance for survival on there. It was 15 miles to the nearest shore, so they all tried to swim to shore. The brunette swam 5 miles, then got tired, and drowned. The red head swam 10 miles, then got tired, and drowned. The dumb blonde swam 14.9 miles, decided she was tired, and swam ALL the way back to the isand
There were three guys working on a buidling, a brunette, a red head, and a dumb blonde. When the brunette opened his lunch box, he found rice and said "If I have rice ONE more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off the builing and kill myself." Then red head guy opened his lunch box and found chicken and he said "If i have chicken ONE more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off the builing and kill myself." Then the dumb blonde opened his lunch box and found a hot dog and said "If I have hot dogs ONE more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off the builing and kill myself." Well, the next day came, and they all had the same things, so they jumped off the builing and killed themselves. At the funeral, the brunette's wife said "I wish I shouldn't have packed my husband rice for lunch everday." The red head's wife said "I wish I shouldn't have packed my husband chicken for lunch everyday." Then, everyone was staring at the dumb blonde's wife because she said "What? He packs his own lunch."
There was a brunette, a red head, and a dumb blonde on a island. They made friend with the natives, but the natives turned out to be cannibuls, so they tried to eat them, but they ran away, the cannibuls pursing them. The brunette hid behind a bush and said "Meow meow" so the cannibuls ran right past her. The red head scrambled up a tree and said "Chirp chirp" so the cannibuls ran right past her. Then the dumb blonde hid behind a potatoe and said "Potatoe potatoe" so they cannibuls caught her and ate her.
There was a brunette, a red head, and a dumb blonde exploring a cave on a deserted island with no way off. There they found a magical lamp and a geunie appeared. He said I will give you three wishes. The brunette asked to be at the mall back home. *POOF!* The red head asked for a yacht to sail off the island. *POOF!* And after all her friends were gone, the dumb blonde said "Man, I'm really lonely. I wish my friends were back on the island with me! *POOF!* *POOF!*
A dumb blonde stared at a orange juice carton for 4 hours because it said "concentrate"
There was a brunette, a red head, and a dumb blonde on a ship. Then one day the ship sank in the middle of the ocean. The three girls swam to a near-by island, which was only made out of sand so there was on chance for survival on there. It was 15 miles to the nearest shore, so they all tried to swim to shore. The brunette swam 5 miles, then got tired, and drowned. The red head swam 10 miles, then got tired, and drowned. The dumb blonde swam 14.9 miles, decided she was tired, and swam ALL the way back to the isand
There were three guys working on a buidling, a brunette, a red head, and a dumb blonde. When the brunette opened his lunch box, he found rice and said "If I have rice ONE more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off the builing and kill myself." Then red head guy opened his lunch box and found chicken and he said "If i have chicken ONE more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off the builing and kill myself." Then the dumb blonde opened his lunch box and found a hot dog and said "If I have hot dogs ONE more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off the builing and kill myself." Well, the next day came, and they all had the same things, so they jumped off the builing and killed themselves. At the funeral, the brunette's wife said "I wish I shouldn't have packed my husband rice for lunch everday." The red head's wife said "I wish I shouldn't have packed my husband chicken for lunch everyday." Then, everyone was staring at the dumb blonde's wife because she said "What? He packs his own lunch."
There was a brunette, a red head, and a dumb blonde on a island. They made friend with the natives, but the natives turned out to be cannibuls, so they tried to eat them, but they ran away, the cannibuls pursing them. The brunette hid behind a bush and said "Meow meow" so the cannibuls ran right past her. The red head scrambled up a tree and said "Chirp chirp" so the cannibuls ran right past her. Then the dumb blonde hid behind a potatoe and said "Potatoe potatoe" so they cannibuls caught her and ate her.
There was a brunette, a red head, and a dumb blonde exploring a cave on a deserted island with no way off. There they found a magical lamp and a geunie appeared. He said I will give you three wishes. The brunette asked to be at the mall back home. *POOF!* The red head asked for a yacht to sail off the island. *POOF!* And after all her friends were gone, the dumb blonde said "Man, I'm really lonely. I wish my friends were back on the island with me! *POOF!* *POOF!*
whoah... WAY too long for me...haha
Ya. At least they're four seperate ones. That DEFINITLY is not one joke lolz
i hope not!!!!!!!! ahahahaahahaha
