Sarcastic Freaks! discussion

How random can you get??

Yes!! SPONGEBOB WAS REJECTED BY SANDY WHEN HE ASKED HER TO THE DANCE. WORMY KILLED EVERYONE THEN WAS A BUTTERFLY. GHOSTS ATE HIM AND HE DIED, IT WAS THE FLYING DUTCHMAN AND HE THEN TURNED EVERYONE TO GHOSTS AND THEY NOW HAUNT EVERYONE! Yeah! That happened!

PHILLIP POSSUM RAN INTO BILLY BOB AND MANNY TOTS GAVE THEM OLIVE COOKIES

And then, I ran away inside a truck which grew wings and flew away. But that's not important or anything new. Back to the pretzel...

GIANT PRETZELS EAT GOOD!! GIVE UP, GIVE UP SEATTLE, THE APOCALYPSE WILL EAT YOUR CHEESE, BUT ONLY YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE SKATEBOARD CHEESE!!!! ASDF IS AWESOME IN YOUTUBE

OMG, I JUST WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY AND WAS LIKE, "IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES SCREAMING, AND THEN I COLLAPSED ON THE GROUND.

I really like SpongeBob? Do you like SpongeBob?! Who look at that pretty flower! Omg I love those shoes! How old are you?! My names Racheal! Do you like Josh Hutcherson?! How are you? You don't talk much! Omg look at that! Woe I love ice cream! Gimmie that teddybear! Why are people always so stupid? Have you ever seen looneytoons? I wanna go skydiving!

i am not as random as you think i SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!