The Fictional Language Club discussion

Simple concept if you've never played before.
Would you rather force feed peeta mallark doughnuts until he explodes, or or eat 72 cabbage flavoured cupcakes?

Peseta mellark can explode cupcakes are bad for u
Be beheaded or be awake during amputation?

Wake up during amputation. At least there will be some kind of anaesthetic still on you, and you'll still live.
As Tyrion Lannister said "I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet"

Would you rather meet Tyrion Lannister or go on a date with gale from hunger games?

gale!!! I don't really know Tyrion. looks like it's just us :)
be writing a history assessment (like me) or dancing with Voldemort :)

Dancing with Voldemort, he looks like he could dance really well.

Would you rather drink rainbow juice or eat a unicorn steak?

rainbow juice, how dare u suggest I'd eat unicorn!!! :)
fall of a wall like humpty dumpty or have wil willy winky come running to your telling you that its 8pm and u need to go to bed?

I think I could outrun wil willy winky :)
Would you rather speak Parseltongue or Mermish?

mermish, people would run away if I spoke like a snake
be married to Geoffrey or circe?

I'd have to say neither. Both Joffery and Cersei (cersei's Joffery's mother by the way) I want to kill.
Would you rather kiss Voldemort or marry peeta?

marry peeta, if I do that I might turn into katniss
I've found a load of extra twilight books look in my to read list
be alice Cullen or bella swan (I actually put alice swan to start with by accident :))

Alice Cullen, she can see into the future and has a yellow Porsche.
Would you rather kill a unicorn or crush a yellow Porsche.

crush a yellow Porsche, unicorns are alive and the yellow Porsche would still be yellow.
panic attack!!! I've already written 1 1/2 and I've still got the 2nd paragraph and the conclusion!!!
write too much or too little?

Too much. Can you try fitting the 2nd paragraph and conclusion in 1/2 a page? I'm sure she wouldn't mind if your 1/2 a page over...

Would you rather kiss a frog or become a frog?

I'm gonna cut it down once im finished. nearly finished 2nd, just cross-referring :)
kiss a frog, it might turn into will turner, u never know
be a wife of henry 8 or drink unicorn blood like voldemort/quirrel?

Drink unicorn blood. As I said earlier, I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just yet.
Would you rather learn to fly or be able to become invisible?

Learn to fly, u might think that i don't like heights but really I just don't like falling, this would help :)
Have 52 pages of French to learn or be screamed at by mr law?
I like my head too but I would sooner chop of his than lose mine. It's really hard to hate Henry 8 at moment, in the book he seems so romantic and sweet to Mary

Screamed at by mr law. He always screams at everyone anyway.

Would you rather eat at pizza hut or kfc?

KFC chicken is amazing! Your brave but According to liz he was a really nice tutor
Fall down the stairs backwards or jump of a cliff for fun?

Jump off a cliff. It looks quite fun.

Would you rather have everyone you know forget about you or forget everyone who knows you?

Rebecca wrote: "Wake up during amputation. At least there will be some kind of anaesthetic still on you, and you'll still live.
As Tyrion Lannister said "I much like my head. I don't want to see it removed just ye..."

I would definitely rather meet Tyrion! We would plan Joffrey's murder together :D

I would rather... forget everyone who knows me. That was a difficult decision

Would you rather eat an elephant or dirnk the ocean?

Eat an elephant, it might taste of chicken.

Would you rather meet one of the owls who played Hedwig or the cat who played crookshanks?

Cat! Crookshanks is so cute!
Have an affair between mr Finlay and josh, I'm in love with the window, crisp or marry Draco Malfoy the most beautiful person in the world, bar will turner?

Draco Malfoy!! An affair with a red nosed reindeer and someone who's entranced with a window doesn't sound tempting.

Would you rather meet JK Rowling and get her to sign all your Harry Potter books or Meet Suzanne Collins and see the mocking jay movies before anyone else?

Meet Suzanne Collins!! I would have so many people envy me, but that's the same with having J.K Rowling sign my HP books!! But I actually don't own any D: so she wouldn't be signing anything..

Would you rather watch every marvel film with Robert Downey Jr. Or watch all the Batman films with Heath Ledger?

Marvel films, I like iron man :)

Would you rather drink a milkshake made out of strawberry icecream and oreos, or eat a cake made out of brownies and gummy bears?

I am crying with laughter: "Josh, I'm in love with the window, Crisp." :')

I would rather drink a milkshake made out of strawberry ice cream and oreos *drool*

Would you rather drown or burn to death?
To quote Ross from Friends trying to pick up women ;)

Drown cos I can swim and I'm afraid of fire :)
I wonder if there's someone in a window in the staff room he's staring at. Are there any goodlooking teachers, male or female :)

Be called Gabriel or Lauriel Paris?

Gabriel paris! It reminds me of our year 8 war with the Gabriels...
Would you rather stand at the top of a tree or sit at the bottom of a lake?

Stand at the top of a tree! Imagine the view! And I can't swim so I'd drown to the bottom of a lake..

Would you rather meet your parents back when they were in high school, or meet your future kids when they're in high school?

Meet my parents, you'll eventually meet your future kids anyway (unless you don't have any...)

Would you rather eat 5 tonnes of pasta or 179 slices of pizza?

Pizza. I can't STAND pasta.

Would you rather eat a cactus or poop one? (Sorry, that's gross, but I think it'll be interesting to find out).

Eat one, it might taste a bit like lettuce which is alright.

would you rather meet your favourite actor or your favourite author?