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March 11th, 2014 (2 AM)
Chubby ate Nascar's pillow...AGAIN! Even though she's mute, she eats everything. I mean it! EVERYTHING! Yesterday she ate Snowball's pet rock!
Anyways, I'm Princess Lillian White-Cat! Almost 15 years of age and wife of Prince MacGyver Black-Cat!
So my brother, Prince Tony Loud-Cat, woke up screaming at nothing. He's scared of his own shadow...sad, right? I mean, really? MUST he wake up screaming every single stinking day?! I can't get any sleep with that twit of a twin brother! Sheesh! I wish Tony was mute...then I could get a nice long cat-nap!
Anyways, I gotta go to bed now! Bye!
I can't wait to hear Tony's screaming tomorrow morning...oh goodie...
Chubby ate Nascar's pillow...AGAIN! Even though she's mute, she eats everything. I mean it! EVERYTHING! Yesterday she ate Snowball's pet rock!
Anyways, I'm Princess Lillian White-Cat! Almost 15 years of age and wife of Prince MacGyver Black-Cat!
So my brother, Prince Tony Loud-Cat, woke up screaming at nothing. He's scared of his own shadow...sad, right? I mean, really? MUST he wake up screaming every single stinking day?! I can't get any sleep with that twit of a twin brother! Sheesh! I wish Tony was mute...then I could get a nice long cat-nap!
Anyways, I gotta go to bed now! Bye!
I can't wait to hear Tony's screaming tomorrow morning...oh goodie...
March 17th, 2014 (12:44 PM)
You'd think Yellos would be a normal yellow and white cat...eat, sleep, run around at 4 AM for no reason at all...this one isn't all that bright...nor Leo or Hannah...
Yellos...Yellos is weird...disgusting weird...Chewy the Rotting Bucket...your worst nightmare...trust me! It scares me! He adds more to that bucket...
Hannah? Catnip weirdo! She's eats everything that's catnip! Unless it's old, or in Chewy, then no...but anywho, she'll eat catnip on pie, catnip on bread, catnip on anything and everything that is safe to eat. One time, she ate Chewy...she thought it was a potato...HOW DOES AN ORANGE AND PINK BUCKET LOOK LIKE A POTATO!?
Leo...he's got two other personalities...they are Lion, and Mocha...Soren as well!! He's got Caprice, Sky, and a new one that wants a name...
Soren's nickname is Prince. His name used to be Prince Prince Star-Sky. That was before Aunt Rosa told us all that his real name was "Soren". And when Prince first came to us, we didn't even know that he had royal blood in him! Same goes for Mark and Tessa! Tessa is Uncle Derick's daughter, and Prince and Mark are Aunt Rosa and Uncle Snowball's sons.
I am the daughter of Calissa Pink and Orangefang Saber-Cat! Tony Loud-Cat is my brother, but you already know that. Leo, Jordan, Nascar, Desi and Alex are my half brothers and half-sisters.
Y'know, it's easier just being normal old Priness Lillian White-cat, and not Queen Lillian WHite-cat...Queen Lillian had a harder time and she was never able rest! But Princess Lillian has a prefect life now. Me and MacGyver are much happier now that we've got our titles as "Prince" and "Princess". I know, I know...I was wanted to be Queen but...it's harder seems.
I wonder how Prince and Ella are taking to it? King Soren Star-sky...what was I thinking!? It's getting to his head! "I'm the King! I rule over you all! You are my little servants!" He's a pain to live with...but Ella on the other paw...she ignores all of us...that's what she does every time she's pregnant...Unicats and Unifoxes are both hard to live with!
Anywhoo...
Q: What is a "Unicat"?
A: Half Unicorn, half cat.
Q: What is a "Unifox"?
A: Half Unicorn, half fox
Ella's father is a fox...
Q: What is a "Cog"?
A: Half cat, half dog.
That's what Leo is.
Q: What is a "Dat"?
A: Half dog, half cat.
Well, there ya go...
Gotta go! Yellos is calling me...help meee!
You'd think Yellos would be a normal yellow and white cat...eat, sleep, run around at 4 AM for no reason at all...this one isn't all that bright...nor Leo or Hannah...
Yellos...Yellos is weird...disgusting weird...Chewy the Rotting Bucket...your worst nightmare...trust me! It scares me! He adds more to that bucket...
Hannah? Catnip weirdo! She's eats everything that's catnip! Unless it's old, or in Chewy, then no...but anywho, she'll eat catnip on pie, catnip on bread, catnip on anything and everything that is safe to eat. One time, she ate Chewy...she thought it was a potato...HOW DOES AN ORANGE AND PINK BUCKET LOOK LIKE A POTATO!?
Leo...he's got two other personalities...they are Lion, and Mocha...Soren as well!! He's got Caprice, Sky, and a new one that wants a name...
Soren's nickname is Prince. His name used to be Prince Prince Star-Sky. That was before Aunt Rosa told us all that his real name was "Soren". And when Prince first came to us, we didn't even know that he had royal blood in him! Same goes for Mark and Tessa! Tessa is Uncle Derick's daughter, and Prince and Mark are Aunt Rosa and Uncle Snowball's sons.
I am the daughter of Calissa Pink and Orangefang Saber-Cat! Tony Loud-Cat is my brother, but you already know that. Leo, Jordan, Nascar, Desi and Alex are my half brothers and half-sisters.
Y'know, it's easier just being normal old Priness Lillian White-cat, and not Queen Lillian WHite-cat...Queen Lillian had a harder time and she was never able rest! But Princess Lillian has a prefect life now. Me and MacGyver are much happier now that we've got our titles as "Prince" and "Princess". I know, I know...I was wanted to be Queen but...it's harder seems.
I wonder how Prince and Ella are taking to it? King Soren Star-sky...what was I thinking!? It's getting to his head! "I'm the King! I rule over you all! You are my little servants!" He's a pain to live with...but Ella on the other paw...she ignores all of us...that's what she does every time she's pregnant...Unicats and Unifoxes are both hard to live with!
Anywhoo...
Q: What is a "Unicat"?
A: Half Unicorn, half cat.
Q: What is a "Unifox"?
A: Half Unicorn, half fox
Ella's father is a fox...
Q: What is a "Cog"?
A: Half cat, half dog.
That's what Leo is.
Q: What is a "Dat"?
A: Half dog, half cat.
Well, there ya go...
Gotta go! Yellos is calling me...help meee!
April 9th, 2014 (1 PM)
I always found it funny that I married my half-nephew...if that's even a word! But yeah...MacGyver is Leo's son, and Leo is my half-brother, and his mother is Calissa(same as me), and his father is a dog...that's the "cog" part comes in...
Winter is a Husky. His full name is Winter Husky(duuh). His daughter that is Leo's sister, and my half-sister, is Jorden. Leo's half-sister is a dog. Not a Dat. Pure dog. Her name is Sand, that's her nickname. Her full name is Sandstorm...I guess Winter and Fluffy(Sand's mother) are fans of Sandstorm from the books "Warriors". That, or Sand's great-grandmother(I think...) chose her name. Her name is Spottedleaf. She's a pink spotted dog. -_-
Krystal is a Giraffe...and Chubby is a Hamster...both daughters of Nascar and Yellos. Poor girls...daughters of the creator of Chewy. O_O Krystal & Chubby were adopted, but they don't believe it. It's better to just let them believe it. Than we won't get yelled at! XD Nascar & Yellos have another daughter, Pineapple. She's a pain...she had a crush on Tony once, but Tony chose Krystal. They're so cute together!
I have a daughter myself! She's a Skunk... O_o ...Blackcloud Skunkers.
CatBook is sooo boring. Yesterday I spent most of the day of CatTube. Everything is so boring!
Oh boy...Dad is getting hungry for meat again, which means he may eat another building...I don't know HOW he can fit that much in his belly. MY FAMILY IS CRAZY!!!
Chubby is as bad as Dad...
I always found it funny that I married my half-nephew...if that's even a word! But yeah...MacGyver is Leo's son, and Leo is my half-brother, and his mother is Calissa(same as me), and his father is a dog...that's the "cog" part comes in...
Winter is a Husky. His full name is Winter Husky(duuh). His daughter that is Leo's sister, and my half-sister, is Jorden. Leo's half-sister is a dog. Not a Dat. Pure dog. Her name is Sand, that's her nickname. Her full name is Sandstorm...I guess Winter and Fluffy(Sand's mother) are fans of Sandstorm from the books "Warriors". That, or Sand's great-grandmother(I think...) chose her name. Her name is Spottedleaf. She's a pink spotted dog. -_-
Krystal is a Giraffe...and Chubby is a Hamster...both daughters of Nascar and Yellos. Poor girls...daughters of the creator of Chewy. O_O Krystal & Chubby were adopted, but they don't believe it. It's better to just let them believe it. Than we won't get yelled at! XD Nascar & Yellos have another daughter, Pineapple. She's a pain...she had a crush on Tony once, but Tony chose Krystal. They're so cute together!
I have a daughter myself! She's a Skunk... O_o ...Blackcloud Skunkers.
CatBook is sooo boring. Yesterday I spent most of the day of CatTube. Everything is so boring!
Oh boy...Dad is getting hungry for meat again, which means he may eat another building...I don't know HOW he can fit that much in his belly. MY FAMILY IS CRAZY!!!
Chubby is as bad as Dad...
Later (5 PM)
Tomorrow is Krystal's Birthday! We're moving to Nova Kittya for Blackcloud's Birthday, for it comes on April 25th! I cannot WAIT! Isn't it odd that Soren & Mark's Birthday is December 24th?
Y'know, I've been thinking of writing a story about my family! Not in the safe palaces we live in, but in the WILD!! Yes! I'll do it! I'll write it here. I'll write later. Dad ate a bucket! Hopfully it wasn't Chewy!!
Tomorrow is Krystal's Birthday! We're moving to Nova Kittya for Blackcloud's Birthday, for it comes on April 25th! I cannot WAIT! Isn't it odd that Soren & Mark's Birthday is December 24th?
Y'know, I've been thinking of writing a story about my family! Not in the safe palaces we live in, but in the WILD!! Yes! I'll do it! I'll write it here. I'll write later. Dad ate a bucket! Hopfully it wasn't Chewy!!
April 12th, 2014 (4:40 PM)
No worries!! It was not Chewy.
Anyways, Tony told me to join this website called "Catreads". Sounds weird. he told me that it was mostly about books. He already knows I'm not a book reading kind of cat! Is this some crazy way of Tony trying to get me to read? My whole family is on it! It's just a website about books, for the King's sake! I mean, really! It's gotta be even more boring than Catbook!
Yellos stole ANOTHER of Nascar's baseballs, Chubby ate Dad's pillow (weird), I stole Tony's coffee, Hannah ate more Catnip, MacGyver is wearing his favorite dress(another weird thing), Ella is still same old grumpy Ella, and blah blah blah...
I'M SO BORED!!!
No worries!! It was not Chewy.
Anyways, Tony told me to join this website called "Catreads". Sounds weird. he told me that it was mostly about books. He already knows I'm not a book reading kind of cat! Is this some crazy way of Tony trying to get me to read? My whole family is on it! It's just a website about books, for the King's sake! I mean, really! It's gotta be even more boring than Catbook!
Yellos stole ANOTHER of Nascar's baseballs, Chubby ate Dad's pillow (weird), I stole Tony's coffee, Hannah ate more Catnip, MacGyver is wearing his favorite dress(another weird thing), Ella is still same old grumpy Ella, and blah blah blah...
I'M SO BORED!!!
This story proves my weird love for cats...in Royal style! XD
Hope you like it! (You'll also see my friends' name, Rosalinda, in it ! She helped me create this weird idea!)
(view spoiler)[List of the Animals
♀ Females ♀
Lillian(Lila) White-Cat ~ White cat with big blue eyes
Calissa Pink ~ Pale pink and white cat with aqua eyes
Rosalinda(Rosa) Rosie ~ Pink and purple cat with big blue eyes
Hannah White-Belly ~ Black and white cat with pine green eyes
Cinderella(Ella) Blue-Star ~ White unicorn with blue eyes
Nascar Grey-Cat ~ Grey and white cat with green eyess
Princess Brownfur ~ Brown horse with brown eyes
Chubby Munchers ~ Hamster (Don't ask...)
Desi Grey-Cat ~ Grey striped tabby cat with yellow eyes
Jordan Black-Spot ~ Black cat with a white belly, paws and muzzle. She has a red bow with white hearts on the back of her neck.
Krystal Long-Neck ~ Giraffe (Don't ask...)
Pineapple Thorn-Heart ~ Really, she's a white Hello Kitty with a pineapple bow and a pineapple belly, back and sides
Tessa Blue-Sky ~ Pink, white, and blue horse and blue eyes
♂ Males ♂
MacGyver Black-Cat ~ Tuxedo cat with yellow eyes
Tony Loud-Cat ~ Light brown cat with big, bright green eyes and a white muzzle
Orangefang Saber-Cat ~ Saber Tooth Tiger
Leo Stripe-Cog ~ Red, orange and black striped tabby cat with one blue eye and one green eye (Lillian will tell you what a 'cog' and a 'dat' is soon...)
Blu Ice-Mist ~ Blue leopard with brown spots and eyes
Prince Star-Sky ~ White unicorn with blue eyes
Mark Star-Sky ~ Blinding white unicorn with blue eyes
Ben White-Hoof ~ Brown pony with white hooves
Snowball Snow-Cat ~ White persian cat with big blue eyes
Yellos Yellow-Rose ~ Yellow and white cat with dark green eyes
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