Rap Battles discussion

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'FOREST! FOREST! FOREST!'

~Geru, Dark, Bill Cipher, Discord & RONNIE PICKERING!!!~ wrote: "'FOREST! FOREST! FOREST!'"

"OH, SHADDUP, YA OVERGROWN PINEAPPLE!"

and now, the news at ten... *instantly falls asleep*

OI ! FOREST GT OVAR HERE!!!

Hmmm? Whatchu want you sprinkle in time?

Shall I choose my character?

Obviously.

hmmm.....I chose Eevee! the pokemon!

Horus, primarch of the sons of Horus legion.

oh gosh....who the heck is that?!

* eye twitching angrily*

Sheesh! you go first?

You. AND RESEARCH FUKING HORUS!

I did! who starts?

I SAID FUKING U!!!

'Woah! hold on I'm getting a call! oh wait its your fall, you probably let everyone down,
by how much you look like a clown!' - Eevee

I'm the warmaster here,
You're an overgrown deer,
My dreadnoughts shall veneer,
And your ass shall be clear!

First of all I'm a fox,
your just a big fat ox,
what the heck are you saying,
because it doesn't sound like your slaying,
I'm the fullest of power, on top of that tower!
and just wait I'm gonna make you cower!

~The Fallen Forest~ wrote: "oh gosh....who the heck is that?!"

((@Forest: Horus was the Primarch of the Luna Wolves legion of the space marines, a race of supersoldiers created for the expansion and protection of humanity's domain in the 31st millennium, and the Emperor of Mankind's favourite son. However, due to some daddy issues-

"Horus, would you be a good boy and continue humanity's expansion while I go home to finish my rubix cube?"

-Horus joined the forces of chaos and waged war against humanity, alongside both his loyal "wolves", recently redubbed the Sons of Horus, and half of the space marines. Eventually, the Emperor confronted Horus, but was too much of a wuss to rek his own son. Horus wasted no time with brutally reducing his father to a near lifeless corpse, which was just enough to inspire said father to kill his douchebag son with mind bullets. Horus was replaced by his number one, who claimed that the recently deceased warmaster was a failure, proving his dominance twice over by slaying the warmaster's clone. So, Horus may have inspired the biggest betrayal in the history of mankind, but he died an epic fail in every way. Heck, even the chaos daemons didn't see any sense in pulling him out of the warp/hell.

That's all it takes, DJ.))

~Geru, Dark, Bill Cipher & Discord~ wrote: "~The Fallen Forest~ wrote: "oh gosh....who the heck is that?!"

((@Forest: Horus was the Primarch of the Luna Wolves legion of the space marines, a race of supersoldiers created for the expansion a..."

((You didn't tell her about how he murdered Sanguine, but hey, that's just a theory... A GAME THEORY!))

To make me cower you'd need sly marbo,
And he's too good to see your ass though,
Ima wreck you with my tiny toe,
Whilst Abbadon runs off to Black Crusade, yo!

Tiny toe?
your kind of like Pikachu though,
They threw you away and me into the game,
oh and by the way,
your raps are lame!

You want to talk lame,
Let's look at your game,
All I need to do is throw a ball at your name,
You think you're so cool, but I can't be tamed!

((Dang!.....))

First of all they never tamed me,
you better suck your thumb because your just a little baby,
let me call your mommy to change your diaper,
because pretty soon you'll fear my viper,
if you don't understand look in the dictionary,
Because it feels like were just playing Pictionary!

ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff, Golum, Khorne, gummibär, Sheldon Cooper AND THE GREYBEARDS! wrote: "~Geru, Dark, Bill Cipher & Discord~ wrote: "~The Fallen Forest~ wrote: "oh gosh....who the heck is that?!"

((@Forest: Horus was the Primarch of the Luna Wolves legion of the space marines, a race ..."

((LOOOOLLLL!!!))

((*sneeze* Hello?))

If you are wild,
Then you wouldn't be trialed,
But it's too late for your little child,
Cause it's time for you to have fainted!

((brb will reply in morning))

((Okay! Nite!))

Excuse me! I'm the greatest of pokemons,
the best of the best!
you just disowned your daddy and ran off with the rest,
you Murdered your own father,
I never was a bother,
your just a jacked up 'harry potter'!

You live in a tin of sardines,
My crib is in the stars with my marines,
And if you want to talk fight,
I'll give you a fright!

Ha! nothing scares me,
I got a dark side!
I couldn't be caught for the longest time,
you ran off with 'wolves' leavin the rest to die,
excuse but I stayed for the fight!

((Idk if any of it rhymes but I'm to lazy to check so...))

.....

That's a lie,
You can't deny,
That I am the best primarch,
So why don't you run off with your lack of heart!

I have a heart,
your just an old fart,
I'm always young,
your just about done,
hope you have fun in hell,
I'll be here to chill.

((how long do the raps usually last for?))

I killed the Emperor,
A god to his people like Thor,
I can pluck you up and eat some more,
Whilst you sit there with a stick to gnaw!

well that's murder,
a lest I put mine on the burner,
Thor's a bore,
is there gonna be more?
because your a bore,
not with horns,
but 'yawn' no more!

ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff, Golum, Khorne, gummibär, Sheldon Cooper AND THE GREYBEARDS! wrote: "I killed the Emperor"

((Dazzanek.))

~Geru, Dark, Bill Cipher & Discord~ wrote: "ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff, Golum, Khorne, gummibär, Sheldon Cooper AND THE GREYBEARDS! wrote: "I killed the Emperor"

((Dazzanek.))"

((DAZZAHERTBENG!!!))

((But teh Emprah iz stel aliev.))

i think i just heard some verbal vomit,
and the base- about to drop it,
so why don't you take your little hamster ball,
and run along to the mall!

eevee don't go to the mall,
so bro control your balls,
the only thing that going to drop,
is you when your dead,
and no one is here to save your head,
have you seen my other powers?
your just a worthless mortal,
just step that portal,
and get out of here,
because eevee don't care!

Come at me then,
You are a chicken,
And I know more power in the number ten,
So go jump back into your pen!

I am the bomb, the crusade Warmaster,
You are a little bitty maggot under my little finger,
I take brutality and tactics, and turn it into an art form,
You take stupidity, and just multiply it in your dorm!

pfft go back to your wolf den,
at lest my friends are loyal,
your friends are even royal,
the bomb? whatever,
why don't you go die and stay away forever,
art form? ha! you just a tiny mortal,
I can open portals,
you cant even rhyme,
here have a dime,
take it and haul a cab,
to go back to your science lab!