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Mar 23, 2014 05:57PM
Know any good jokes?
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I only know really dumb ones like: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh :P
And: What is green and if it gets stuck in your teeth then you die?
A tractor :P
A fsh :P
And: What is green and if it gets stuck in your teeth then you die?
A tractor :P
What did the banker say to his girlfriend when he told her he was breaking up with her???Sorry but I'm loosing interest!
HAAHAHAHAHA I'm pretty sure I'll be the only one laughing at this..
Bookworm(obviously) wrote: "What did the banker say to his girlfriend when he told her he was breaking up with her???Sorry but I'm loosing interest!
HAAHAHAHAHA I'm pretty sure I'll be the only one laughing at this.."
I chuckled XD
Jessa wrote: "I only know really dumb ones like: What do you call a fish with no eyes?A fsh :P
And: What is green and if it gets stuck in your teeth then you die?
A tractor :P"
... Tractor?
What do you do to a magpie that swoops you?You take revenge on it's babies...
Okay, here's a really bad one, so don't judge.A fish walks into the bar,
The bartender say, "What do you want?"
The fish croaks, "Water..."
I'm cracking up right now because it's so bad.
How do you know there's a soprano at your doorstep?(view spoiler)
How do you know that all postcards are boys?
(view spoiler)
One day a duck walks into an ice cream shop and asks for sardines. The guy at the counter says no. The next day the duck come to the ice cream shop again and asks for sardines. The guy at the counter says "No! now go away and don't come back!". And guess what? The next day the duck comes back and asks for sardines. The guy at the counter says "NO! And if you ask one more time I will nail you feet to the ground and tape you mouth shut!" The duck says "Do you have any nails?" The guy at the counter says "No"
"do you have any tape?"says the duck. "No" the guy at the counter says. "In that case, do you have sardines?"
"do you have any tape?"says the duck. "No" the guy at the counter says. "In that case, do you have sardines?"
Two ducks are in a pond. One went "Quack quack!" And the other duck said "Thats funny I was just about to say that!"
Jellybeans(Jamie) wrote: "Two ducks are in a pond. One went "Quack quack!" And the other duck said "Thats funny I was just about to say that!""LOL
Q: What do you say to a lollipop when you throw it away? A: "So long sucker!"
so there was this drunk dyslexic guy who walked into a bra
im pretty sure im the only one laughing
im pretty sure im the only one laughing
It took me half a minute but it's pretty funny XDOkay I love this quote right here, from a book-
"A girl on the cheer squad had once asked Gabriel if having a twin was like looking in a mirror all the time. He'd asked her if being a cheerleader was like being an idiot all of the time - but really, it was a good question."
niceeee
so what did the strawberry say to the blueberry when her dad found out they were going to run away together?
well we cantelope now
so what did the strawberry say to the blueberry when her dad found out they were going to run away together?
well we cantelope now
I think I've done this one before, but here goes, no matter how much you push the envelope, it will always be stationary.
hahaha You all are hilarious :P
@Alan: Hahahaha! XD
Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?well he's alright now!
hhahahahhahahahahah sorry i find myself really funny sometimes
Can I share a really cheesy pickup line?
Ericka wrote: "Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
well he's alright now!
hhahahahhahahahahah sorry i find myself really funny sometimes"
Hahahaha that's awesome!!!
well he's alright now!
hhahahahhahahahahah sorry i find myself really funny sometimes"
Hahahaha that's awesome!!!
Okay heres my pick up line....are you from france because madamn!
Hahahha sorry its kinda a joke right?
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long joke?Joke.joke.jooooookkkkkkeeeeee
Areej wrote: "Ericka wrote: "Wanna hear two short jokes and one long joke?Joke.joke.jooooookkkkkkeeeeee"
I didn't actually hear that I read it:P"
oh l ol
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why is it always hot in a circle?!
BECAUSE ITS 360 DEGREES
BECAUSE ITS 360 DEGREES
yeah buddy!!! lol I come up with the weirdest jokes
Alan wrote: "I feel sorry for cross eyed men,the have to shave twicein the morning."
Idk why im laughing so hard when I dont get it lol
@AlanThese jokes are just the weirdest, funny jokes, haha.
Neha wrote: "@AlanThese jokes are just the weirdest, funny jokes, haha."
right! I want your jokes Alan!
what do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop
a pork chop
Alan wrote: "Lecturer on Paranormal to class:-If anyone is interested
in Telekinesis,please raise my hand!"
lol
in Telekinesis,please raise my hand!"
lol
How do you get a nouse to smile? Say cheese
Whats green and has wheels?Grass. I lied about the wheels part
(Its a anti-joke but I find it kinda funny)
Areej wrote: "its not a good joke but here it comes.....ME=Knock, knock
some random human=who's their?
ME=Areej
some random human=Areej who?
ME=What, how could you not know me we just met, I can't believe you..."
L. O. L. XDDDDDDDDD
Alan wrote: "My dad was arrested for stealing from a Motorway Site,iknew it would happen...i could tell from the signs at
home."
030
Ally wrote: "why is it always hot in a circle?!BECAUSE ITS 360 DEGREES"
Amazing :o
Areej wrote: "I got one...what did the traffic light say to the car??
don't look, I'm changing
its not funny but i'll go with it!!:P"
XP
WHY DID THE FIRST SQUIRL FALL OUT OF THE TREE? IT WAS DEAD. WHY DID THE SECOND SQUIRREL FALL OUT OF THE TREE? IT WAS STAPLED TO THE FIRST.
Alan wrote: "Why was 6 scared of 7?..because 7 8 9."That makes so much sense :0
αℓεx [sнα∂σω's sση] wrote: "Alan wrote: "Why was 6 scared of 7?..because 7 8 9."That makes so much sense :0"
Lol your reply is funny xp
bert to ernie- hey ernie do you want icecream
reply-sherBERT
reply-sherBERT
