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What did the kiwi say to the melon when her dad found out they were gonna run away together?
Well we CANTELOPE now
Well we CANTELOPE now
I don't know any good jokes sorry. *disappointed*
Ally wrote: "What did the kiwi say to the melon when her dad found out they were gonna run away together?Well we CANTELOPE now"
lol thats funny!!:P
This is something that I found on the internet, I don't know if it makes sense...does it
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart.Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.
The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.
Thnx!! I just randomly thought of it when I was eating fruit salad
Or how about this one???Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be Heaven. Of course, I am a machine and therefore do not experience death.
Lol that one about the old lady shooting herself is hilarious!!!
You guys, it means her boobs sag so much they're down to her knees!!! Lolol
Haha, I just found it in the internet...lol :D
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "How much for a drink?" The bartender says "For you, no charge!"
Sara wrote: "A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "How much for a drink?" The bartender says "For you, no charge!""lol no charge XP
a hahahahahahha, very funny. I get it.
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.
Ok so this women who was 3 months pregnant went into a coma. Six moths later she wakes up to find that she has had twins a boy and a girl. She asks the doctor about it and he says "since you weren't awake your brother named then for you" she replies "oh no my brother is an idiot! What did he name them?!" Doctor says "he named your daughter Denise." "Oh that's not so bad what about my son?" "deNEPHEW"
How about:A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"
I hope this isn't a bad joke....A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
I have a terrible one that I post on every joke page in every group I'm in.
Two men walked into a bar...the third on ducked.
Two men walked into a bar...the third on ducked.
why is everyone always hot when theyre in a circle? because its 360 degrees!