Relinquut Corpus Meum - An Advanced Roleplay discussion

you know the drill

Me: Omg I'm in love with this chat!

Velorum: *waggles brow suggestively*

Neculai: Which means you will all soon be seeing a lot of sex jokes, puns, and pick up lines. Enjoy.

Velorum: Hey, guess what I like to say when one of my partners say I make them boneless?

Me: Oh gawd don-

Velorum: I think having my bone inside you will be enough til later ;)

Me: omg

Velorum: If you're feeling down, I can feel you up ;)

Me: Please stop

Velorum: You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Me: you're horrible

Velorum: And you love it ;)

Velorum: I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience. ;)

Me: get out of my face
go home, Vel

Velorum: I will if you come home with me ;)

Me: no, Vel, that is not how this works

Velorum: that is exactly how this works ;) i dont have any chairs at my house but you always have a seat on my face ;)

Me: omg stop

Velorum: you can join in, ive always loved-

Me: omg go home Vel you are drunk!

Velorum: if I was drunk, we would already be in my bed tangled in my sheets, i tend to forgo foreplay when intoxicated

Me: I'm in love with rping Velorum omg