Bibliophilia discussion

Just saw this post on the GoodReads Blog: 20 Things All Book Lovers Wish Someone Would Say to Them
My favourite is : 9 "Here is your own personal door to the largest bookstore in the world. In it is every book in every edition for every genre. And you will also get paid paid for each book you read (plus a bonus for reviewing it). If you have any questions, here are the authors' contact info. Oh, and don't worry about the kids—we have complimentary nannies and housekeepers on standby." (Heather VanDyne)
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5. "I don't mind cooking dinner today. You stay on the sofa and carry on reading." (@GingerCatBlog)
Not asking much, surely?

My favourite is #2, "Sure, I understand you need the rest of the day off to mourn the loss of a beloved character."

Oh! And 19, "All rainy days are hereby declared reading only days."

ᗩᐯᗩᒪᗢᑎ // full-hiatus wrote: "Oh! And 19, "All rainy days are hereby declared reading only days.""Give me rainy days! Heaven (sigh)

I like number 6 - Would you like to work in my bookshop.

I would love to quit my job and work in a bookshop - but still get paid the same wage.