RaNDoMnEss! discussion

Come on, tell us a joke or two! Even if there cheesy xD

Me: What mouse walks on two legs?
Friend: Uh...idk
Me: Micky Mouse. Okay, what duck walks on two legs?
Friend: *rolls eyes* Uh, Donald duck
Me: No, idiot. All ducks xD

This isnt a joke...but i thought it was amusing...i posted it in one of my groups....and i saw it again today...it made me laugh so i figured i would share



And this is why i dont have a taser bc i would be one of the one i wanted to try it out lols

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

lol nice

Thanks, I wish I could do that.

I wish my school was like that.

Same

Its so nice outside I really want to go out but I'm sitting in a weird position like I'm meditating and I don't want to move. Its very relaxing on the legs.

Meditation is awesome. I'm doing it a lot more nowadays.

I'm just sitting in the pose and being on GR

:)

Well I'm terrible at jokes and apologies but I tend to find amusement in the corny type lols

One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization. The red-head said, "Im going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "Im going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "Im going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!"