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Thanks for the 'fun puns' - a great start to the day!
You're welcome, Albin! I'm glad you like them Dvora!
Heather wrote: ""If van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?"..."Lol. Thank you, Heather! Made my day!
I saw this while walking through the mall today!
This isn't art-related (except as motion pictures are art, because it refers to the movie Lincoln), but I just found this and it made me snertle: 
Tracey wrote: "This isn't art-related (except as motion pictures are art, because it refers to the movie Lincoln), but I just found this and it made me snertle: "
Love it! That made me smile. Thank you!
Tracey wrote: "The caring hand"Love it!
-The display of still-life art was not at all moving!-Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail? He had a brush with the law.
-What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling? I got you covered.
-Why can’t you trust an artist? Because they are shady… and a little sketchy.. and they’ll try to frame you.
-The guy who draws pictures of suspects is a con artist.
-The museum curator was brilliant at judging sculptures and paintings. He displayed art official intelligence.
-What do you call someone hanging on a wall? Art.
-To the artificial rainmakers every cloud has a silver iodide lining!
-When artists dream in color it's a pigment of their imagination.
-Artists know where to draw the line.
-Who else is a famous barnyard painter? Pablo PIGcaso
-What did the artist say to the rival? I Challenge you a doodle!
-Artists are colorful people who draw on their emotions.
-She became an art dealer because she wanted more Monet.
-The cardiovascular system is a work of artery, but is also really vein.
-What does a painter sing when he's in Dire Straits? "Monet for Nothing".
-Why do artistic wives love football season? Because their husbands sit on the sofa long enough for them to be sketched.
-Michelangelo's David is superior to postmodern sculpture - it's an artifact.
-Where does a cow hang his paintings? In a mooooseum.
-An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.
-A cowboy who was also an artist could draw fast.
-I got kicked out of cartoon art school. I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.
-Which painting is never happy? The Moaning Lisa
-The leech applied for the art position because he was good at drawing blood.
-What is the definition of disgusting? Seeing a painter bite his nails.
-Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
-The artist's favorite swimming technique was the brushstroke.
-Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers? To feel its texture.
-Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Sir Cumference built King Arthur's round table, and Sir Ramic Tile did the flooring.
-The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
-She always paints night scenes. Other artists pale by comparison.
-I've been trying to caption this piece of art but I just can't picture the meaning of it.
-I was enamoured with the famous Paris art museum. It was Louvre at first site.
-Old artists never die, they just put things in perspective.
-A dying artist painted himself into a coroner.
-Did you hear about the artist who died? Too many strokes.
-When the artist tried to draw a cube he had a mental block.
-The knights facing each other at King Arthur's table disagreed a lot, because they were diametrically opposed.
-If actions speak louder than words then why can't you hear mime artists?
-What's the main difference between an electrician and a painter? An electrician washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a painter washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty.
-What do you call a painting by a cat? A paw-trait.
-The topiary artist invested all his money in shears and hedge funds.
-I'm drawn to art.
-Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music.
-Old artists never retire they withdraw!
-An artist without a palette makes paintings without Taste.
-I photograph my pimples. Is zit art?
-What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya.
-If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?The STARRY of My Life
-The origami artist won the court case because he was good with paperwork.
-Artists have to get into a good Frame of mind.
-Art theft is a haul of frames.
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I Have some new ones, (I hope) I read through this whole thread and tried to find new puns to add. Hope you enjoy these with me!Why didn’t the artist replace his kitchen sink?
Because he said that if it’s not baroque, don’t fix it.
Pablo Picasso was hard at work when a burglar arrived in his studio. The burglar got away, but Picasso said that he could draw what the man looked like. Because of his drawing, the police arrested the minster of labor, a monk, a kitchen sink and the Eiffel Tower.
How many modern artists would it take to change a light bulb? Four. One tosses bulbs against the wall to shatter them. Another one glues the light bulb to a cat. The other piles hundreds of them in a heap and paints them blue. The last one puts the bulb in to fill the room with light as the critics watch in awe.If Van Gogh were alive today, what would you call his autobiography?
The Starry of My Life.
Did you see the display of still-life art?
It was not at all moving
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head?
He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
What would the theme song be if they made a movie called Louvre Actually?They’d use Celine Dion’s My Art Will Go On
Why was the art teacher so bad?
She could only draw blank faces
Why did the origami artist win her court case?
She was great at doing the paperwork.
What is a definition of art theft?
The haul of frames.
How many visitors to the art museum does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it and the other to say, “My toddler could have done that!”
Making paint without taste requires an artist without a palette
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can’t really peer pressure them
Art is good for the heart, just as jokes are great for the soul.Art is something that gives us joy, just like puns and jokes do. Art feeds the soul and that is what is most important.
To make art is to play with ideas and similarly, to joke is the have fun with words.The art of jokes originated ages ago and has been extensively used as a mode of expression of feelings and meanings. There is no bad or good art because all art originates from individual creativity; similarly, even though puns and jokes are held in controversial taste when it comes to humor, they originate from wit. Art and any form of art has a magnetism that draws people from all over the world just to feast their eyes upon them. Famous paintings and sculptures by Michaelangelo, paintings of Monet, Vincent Van Gogh, Leonardo Da Vinci, Pablo Picasso, Salvador Dali have attracted tourists from different countries because of their popularity and artistic excellence. Art is a form of self-expression by the artist as if they bare out their souls on a canvas and is the bravest thing one can do for the world.
Artists have been held in high regard for ages because all forms of great art were considered to be made by people who had great talent and skill. Artists have a great eye and can find beauty in everything no matter how bleak. Their talented eyes and Midas touch can transform even the most mundane ideas into something beautiful. Just like artists, puns and jokes are a form of literary wit that also falls under the category of art. To be able to find a good context for homonyms and transform them into a punny joke is the work of a mental artist indeed. Just as art soothes the soul, art jokes and puns make it happy and keep the mind active. To make hilarious jokes about artists requires not only knowledge about the artist, but also a good grasp of vocabulary. Hence, making good jokes about art, art one-liners, funny painting jokes, art history jokes, art museum puns, art teacher jokes, modern art jokes, and the like, requires a talent for the art of comedy.
While many people might say that jokes about such a topic might sound disrespectful, they should all be in good humor. Jokes, puns, and one-liners are art too. Making art about art should not be discouraged! In fact, some artists find artist jokes and jokes about painters hilarious. Jokes bring joy into our lives. Joy makes life colorful, just like artists do....
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What should you do if you find art imprisoned?You have to Freda art
What did the Italian painter who loved spice buy?
He boughtachili.
What do graffiti artists call empty walls?
A blanksy.
What would the child of artistic parents call their mom and dad
MoMA and Dada.
What shoe brand do artists love?
Sketchers
Why was the photograph of the artist not good?
Because it had too much exposure
What is the difference between an artist's briefcase and a fortress full of diseased people?
One's a portfolio, the other is Fort Polio
Why did the painter hate drawing skies?
Because every time he tried, he always blue it
What does a painter do when he feels cold?He puts on another coat.
Why is it hard to talk to an abstract painter?
They never go into detail.
Why did the self-portrait painter give up?
Because it just wasn't her
Why did the perfume store owned by the surrealist painter shut down?
Because it did not make cents.
What do you end up with if you cross a Painter and a Boxer? Muhammad Dali.
When the car-painter and the carpenter met, what did they say?
You sound just like me! (I had to say this one out loud to myself before I got it. lol)
How do unsuccessful painters pass away? Art failure.
Why can mathematicians never become painters? Their art is derivative.
Why do most painters like to stick to their old art styles? Because old habits dye hard.
The Starry of my Life
"Why can't you trust an artist?"
Because they are shady...and a little sketchy...and they'll try to frame you
"How do artists greet each other?"
Yellow!
"Why did the artist go to the bathroom?"
Because he was consti-painted
"The artist was great, he could always draw a crowd"
(Ruth!)
"I told the artist his painting was terrible! I think he got the picture"