Booklovers discussion

the first person starts a story but stops at a really important part and the next person ends it but they stop at an important part too
example:
person 1. there once was a knight who went to get a magic....
person 2. washing machine but it was....

i'll start:
there once was a girl named dianna one day she went to....

take a long walk through a haunted...

house, but when she got to the haunted house, she...

realizes that she forgot her...

Block of cheese, so she went back home riding on a...

whale but then the whale

Gave berth and......

started eating meatballs but then......

It got to fat and......

It got to fat and......

Threw up the second child, and died shortly after. So Diana had to finish the way back on foot. She picked up splinters and feces stuck to the bottom of her skin. Approaching her crumbled steps, she saw...

a big, blubbery, blue whale
which fainted on her and then she........

died...

and then her family had a furneral the whale attended
and they ate cake afterwards but the cake was.........

POISONED
And they had to call the doctor and the doctor said....

.....that there was nothing they could do but die and they lost hope until they met a strange old lady who said.....

that if they ate the slime of the back of a toad they would be cured of hetyuferia but then.........

a man came
and they....

(lol at the same time)

(lol yeah)

decided to eat a dog but then the dog said to go away so they then....

told a little pig and...

and the pig jumped in a river of pea soup

BUT it was red bean soup and the pig was.....

sadly allergic to red beans so he broke out in a rash that was the colour...

Of BEANS but the people....

thought that it was a bean and then they...

ate it but something....

burped him so the person came out of his mouth covered in green..

Vomit that was very very....

lumpy with....

Bits of gold coins in it and the person....

then declares that they are now rich while....

The old lady sneaks behind them and...

hits them is the backs takes there money and.....

THE FAMILY WAS IN DEBT TO THE KING BUT THEY..............

Had already killed the king so now they...

were rich and happy but............

the old lady was a servant and...

was evil.....

the QUEEN disliked her and whenever she came around the queen would say..................

"You look like a dead rabbit". She didn't like that so,,,,,

she killed the queen with a sledge hammer and became queen and the people......

knew she was evil and plotted a revalution...

But the old lady had spies and....

she had powers that......

Made her be able to see....

the future so no one could...............

Ever dethrone her until....

One little girl named Rash came across.............