Zodiac discussion

For this discussion let's play a game! Think up an email address of your favorite book character and imagine you are having a conversation. Say something, and someone else will do the same. You CAN think of more then one address, just not in the same comment. Remember: state which character and book it is from.
EXAMPLE:
RhoTheCancer@Elara.net: Anyone seen my astralator? Not that I want it.
(Rho Grace-ZODIAC-Romina Russell)

TimeTurner12@Hogwarts.Edu: Don't waste your time reading the stars, @RhoTheCancer. Try Arithmancy.
(Hermione Granger-Harry Potter-J.K Rowling)