≡ Weirdness Rules ≡ discussion

What's the wierdest thing you've thought about today, put it here. Or just the wierdest thing you could possibly say in this moment.

Robot monkeys that eat cheeseburgers.

Billionars that are hobos

Freaky deaky syllables

Why is the dog blue?

((Oh my god. I actually took a second to visualize a blue dog and ponder why it may or may not be blue.))

((Lulz))

Melzz wrote: "((Oh my god. I actually took a second to visualize a blue dog and ponder why it may or may not be blue.))"

me too!

Um, why is the water crunchy?

((Lol))

Why does the lip gloss burn me? ((That actually happens))

Ooo, sounds painful.

((Yeah, I heard that's what the Twilight lip venom does, I saw some articles on it.))

(they have twilight lip gloss that's supposed to be an imitation of the vamp venom?... did you buy it?)

((No I read people's reviews, they say it burns your lips))

((...why would someone buy that?))

((It says Twilight, therefore it's $$ from anyone addicted to it enough))

(of coarse. man, the fans these days. they'll do anything if it involves twilight)

((I'll help fund the Twilight Muzzles, how about you?))

(hehehe, yeah. that would be awesome)

Why are my nails green? ((ewwwwww))

(O.O) (that would be weird

um, why is the cat in the toilet?

You *gulp* swallowed my goldfish?!

(LOL! eww, that's gross)

Why is my computer in the bathtub?

Why are you backing away the bathtub? ((happened before we noticed the computer))

(hehehehe...what an odd story.)

answer to your question: because that's the best way to hide the evidence

Looks in bathtub: Why is my computer in the bathtub?

answer: My pet giraffe urinated on it and I decided to wash it.

LOL XD

Lol. : )

Why are my nails green? ((ewwwwww))

Um, because you painted them? Gosh?

Jenny, the giraffe explanation is gross lol. I demand a slightly seemlier reason.

Why is my sister wearing a Superman outfit?

What did you mean by that?

Liz said: "Why are my nails green? ((ewwwwww))

Um, because you painted them? Gosh?"

FYI sometimes your nails can be green because you have fungus

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Lillian wrote: "FYI sometimes your nails can be green because you have fungus"

D:

oops.

hehehe, nice.

haha, so true.

Why did grandma just step out of the printer?

Why is dad eating dirt pizza?

...nice

Why is my mom wearing Michael Jackson? O_o

o_O

Why is no one freaking out that Aura's mom is wearing a corpse?

((It's a t-shirt... :P))

The cat is a puppet incognito.

My rug used to lick me.

My dog has a pimple on his potato mash.

I defy this to make sense.

Yeah, I think your defying is working because...?

O rite.

Why is the corn under the tv?

Lily wrote: "Why is my mom kissing a corpse?"

O.O

Answer: Because the snail ran away to Mexico.

THE POTATO GOES MOOOOOOO

Why is the cat shaving it's armpit?

Hahaha...: )

Why is the potato salad on the Empire State Building?