The Selection: Semi-Advanced Roleplay discussion

*covers ears and wait for the screaming*

*sCREAMS*

*SCREAMS LOUDER*

can we all just collectively cry about how screwed up this selection is even tho it hasn't even started

it's so screwed up i can't even

it's so messed up, i can't think of how it'll even be once the rping starts

#THIRSTY

also. yeah. it's royally fucked (literally!)

oh man this is going to be good

I mean the PR director will also be pretty busy trying to find a way to get his secret lover carrying his child not thrown into prison, so #yikes

my reporter is my baby

he's so cute i just wanna give him a hug

AHAHA I can see that happening and Matt would just continuously flirt and wink and take photos that make them look in love with the prince but that may not be the case

lowkey dying in anticipation of Jefferson and Ashleigh... Jeffleigh?? idk they both have names that don't combine well lmao

asherson? omg but I also love how they'll both think they totally got this and act all level headed while lowkey always having a mental breakdown

yes oh my goodness they're both going give panicking internally

Okay but Dangerous Woman is giving me thirsty vibes...

omgggg

omgggg????

*literally pops up in a puff of smoke* I heard something regarding my Queen?

IT DOES THOUGH

AHHH

SAME TBH
I actually really like her new album lmao

like I was kinda ehh about her music before but I'm really into this new stuff

js I read through every single character this morning and they're all wonderful ~
this is going to be so much fun:)

I need to read through all the characters

From the characters I see right now, they're all fantastic.

Agreed

Sameee

Omg Rea now I can't wait to read your gossip column
Also all these lesbian selecteds are in serious trouble with the reporters snooping around

I know omg there are so many lesbians, it's wonderful

There are sooooo many Illea needs to legalize gayness or else they're gonna have to execute half the country tbh

I know, like man, it's just a matter of time before they have an heir who's gay af

All my characters are bi. Not one (I don't think so?) is straight and I love it.

shad ☆ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʟɪғᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ wrote: "No offence but I'm not surprised there's so many lesbians I mean you have a palace full of cute girls.....ain't really a shock"

I'm surprised so many are being made bc usually it seems that mxm is more popular than fxf

shad ☆ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʟɪғᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ wrote: "Searching for the best lesbian with which he can have a marriage of convenience"

I'd just be like "LOL no just make my straight younger sib go through this shitshow"

I never thought about it but. No way is Chris Paine straight LMAO

i am so tempted for nick to fuck the system and come to this point where he's like "so... shit. you're lesbian. wait... you're also lesbian? and you're... also... wow, how many of you are not lesbian? none of you? well, great, cos i'm in love with one of my guards"

Plot twist, the Selection actually just turns into a giant lesbian (+Nick) gathering.

nah, not uncomfortable he'll be pretty obvlivious ngl

I mean. They're all closeted lol

but who will be the (un)lucky guard who nick develops a huge lowkey crush on

god i wish i knew

oh man it doesn't even matter that jefferson got a maid knocked up (ok but hello name irony) bc every single other person in this circus act is gay as the fourth of july

I'm DYING, Shad, the one time I decide to not use symbolic names..,

Chase FC is just going to be like a puppy omg someone help this boy he can't survive

Dyanne wrote: "i am so tempted for nick to fuck the system and come to this point where he's like "so... shit. you're lesbian. wait... you're also lesbian? and you're... also... wow, how many of you are not lesbi..."

umm query: why did u not make this happen

shad ☆ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʟɪғᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ wrote: "No offence but I'm not surprised there's so many lesbians I mean you have a palace full of cute girls.....ain't really a shock"

bless and amen

shad ☆ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʟɪғᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ wrote: "I'm so ready for Jules/Eirwen
I'm so ready for Jules to think damn that bitch I want to fight her n rip off her stupid dress......wait......HOLY SHIT"

omgggg
'i want to punch you ,,,,,,,,, in the mouth ,,,,,,,, with my mouth ,,,,,,,,,'

Rea wrote: "that's it. i give up.

you want more lesbians? i offer my two unused maids. i surrender happily. this is for the best. XD"

arthur marches in and drags the two maids away "let me tell u about the wonders of not being gay" 1. you don't get executed 2. you don't die 3. you don't have to die a horribly painful death

Axel/Alex is making me think of The Mortal Boy King lyrics.

y'all: angst gays, emotional gays, the soft and romantic gays
me: lol if you take the "L" out of "Luke" it says "uke"