Ask Demigods discussion

Ask Christina and Michael your questions!

Me: Hey there, ask me questions!
Michael: I hate Piper.

Me: I'm dead. What's shaking guys?

C: *still screaming* I REALLY LIKE TO CRUSH FLOWERS ON MY FACE. AND HEY, YOU'RE KIND OF HOT WANNA GET DINNER TONIGHT?

Me: sadness. the RP community here used to be so alive I miss it.

Me: Haha, hi! Sorry if you lowkey wanted him before me. Also @Lizzy I feel you, a few years ago when I was more active I RPed so much!

Michael: No problem, I love stabbing people. If Jason thought that he was a better Praetor than me, he's wrong.
... What's wrong with Calypso?

Me: That's chill. I respect that. Also, I'm Callie's manager and we were having an interview and she needed some makeup. Unfortunately the interview crew never showed up, but Cal still does love makeup.

C: AND BOYS. I REALLY LOVE BOYS. But Leo's my fav. I do like Percy, too. And Jason. Oh! And Apollo is really nice. We went on a date a while back...

Me: That's cool, I can feel her. (Can't blame the interview crew either. I mean, I love Calypso, but...)

Michael: I'll go on a date with you if you bring me back from the Underworld.

Me: I'm dead. TBH I wouldn't want to interview her either.

C: Okay, first of all, rude. And second, nah Michael. That's too much work for such a pretty person like me.

Me: I'm pretty sure the gods just wanted to keep her on Ogygia because she annoyed them. TBH her being Atlas' daughter was just being an excuse.

M: Whatever, lady. I got time. I'll just wait for another god, one much more powerful than you (which is every god), to do my bidding.

Me: BRUH YOURE A SAVAGE

C: OKAY RUDE. *flips hair* I'm amazing

M: As Calypso's publicist, I'm going to have to ask you to sign this contract.

C: ooh i have a publicist now? watch out Hollywood, Calypsos coming!

M: Well, publicist slash therapist. Every great star's got one!
H: really? I'm a star?!
M: Nah, you're just a loon.
H:-_-

Me: OhH I get it, cause Calypso's nickname is Callie and Hollywood is in CA... right? Aren't I funny making these connections? Can I have a publicist as a rising comedian?

M: Aye, I should have a publicist! Or at least a therapist. Because I'm kind of dead and bitter, but whatevs.

C: My publicist is the best! Our therapy sessions are fun, aren't they?

Me: I think you should stick to Roleplaying @christina

Me: Actually @Danya, didn't he only die the one time when he prematurely tried to fulfill the prophecy of seven and lost the eagle? Both times he came back (in TSON and TBOO) he came back in ghost form, he was never actually truly brought back to life.
Also @Lizzy IM DEAD.

M: Nothing is fun.

Lizzy wrote: "C: My publicist is the best! Our therapy sessions are fun, aren't they?

Me: I think you should stick to Roleplaying @christina"

M: Yes. Especially the part where I hose you for talking about Leo.

Me: Danya, the tips are super helpful but everyone interprets every character in a certain way. Lets just let everyone experiment with their own characters please.

C: the hose part of those sessions aren't fun. but the part where I scream and get my frustration out is good!

Me: @christina I AM TOO DONT WORRY IM CACKLING HERE

Me: @lizzy DEAD

M: I like screaming. I especially like making other people scream.

Me: (^^I felt rly dark right then)

Me: @christina i died a long time ago.

C: Wait, you ALSO like screaming? I do, too! What a coincidence!

Me: @lizzy If I'm not dead now, imma die from Pokemon GO.

M: *flatly* Yay. We have so much in common. You should be my best friend.

Me: I tried playing that dam(lol) game and I'm about to delete it

C: YES THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING. okay let's matching pedicures. how about a light blue nail polish?

Me: lolol I deleted it a couple days ago. It wasn't fun enough to be worth the amount of data I was wasting on playing that game.

M: *flatly* How did you know, that's totally my favorite color. Twinning for life.

Me: yeah lmao Ima delete that schist now

C: really? idk I thought maybe pink was your color

M: Pokemon Go is obviously a plot by the government to control us.
H: I don't get it.
M: Callie, it's obvious that mint is Michael's color. I mean, look at him.

C: well...you ARE my therapist. I guess you're right :/ I can totally see him in a mint print

Me: mint print. lol

Me: it's okay! i had a friend like that too (we're not friends anymore lol) but yeah i can see why you'd be defensive. thanks for understanding

Christina wrote: "Me: Hey there, ask me questions!
Michael: I hate Piper."

Piper: Wow, first time I come to your topic and this is the first thing you say?

Christina wrote: "Me: Haha, hi! Sorry if you lowkey wanted him before me. Also @Lizzy I feel you, a few years ago when I was more active I RPed so much!

Michael: No problem, I love stabbing people. If Jason thought..."

Piper: Okay, remind me again why he's here?

Me: I am really confused. I think I should reread the series. Actually, both series. And The Trials of Apollo. And the Demigod Diaries.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT NICO IS

...*whispers* gay

Piper: *claps* You can say the word now! I'm so happy for you.

Me: I can feel the sarcasm seeping through your pores.

Me: NICO GAY JUST MADE ME SHIP HIM WITH EVERYONE HOLY SCHIST

M: But. But. Solangelo.

Me: Solango is life. I love that Rick added some diversity to the cast.

M: @jenny Sorry Piper, but you kind of killed me, so, y'know.

Me: *slams fist into the wall* GIVE ME SOLANGELO OR GIVE ME DEATH

oh and also lol sorry Pipes you did tick me off during the first book. but in HoH I love you!

Me: NICO AND JASON oh gods if that happened i would actually die of happiness

Me: uh okay... Anyways

Me: lol ok. as i said...anyways. im craving cupcakes. Michael, do you like cupcakes?

Me: lol k then. I found out my church is a pokestop today.

M: Cupcakes are okay. Now I really wanna cupcake though. Want to give me a cupcake? I think your therapist would want you to give me a cupcake.

Me: Chrinsta (lol autocorrect. im not even going to change that) DELETE THE GAME. also i knew you'd like cupcakes

Me: lmao LET ME LIVE.

M: That's what my victims say.

Me: Michael, hold up, can you like caLM DOWN?

Me: Michael, since you're in the underworld, does that mean you're in the Fields of Punishment?

Me: who cares about the wiki when i have him right here?

Me: Heh, Michael. Funny.

Piper: I'm sorry for displeasing you guys for my behavior in the past. *charmspeak* Forget how I acted before.

Me: whoa was Piper even in the first books?

Piper: I was, Lizzy.

Me: It was also when you were so in love with Jason Grace, am I right or am I right? XD

Me: ah, okay. LOL yeah Pipes, how about the time you and Jason made out on the roof in the wilderness school place.

C: daaaang you have game

M: Nobody need no wiki when they got me.

Me: Piper lol sorry but I never liked you.

M: That's true -- I don't like people that kill me.

Lizzy wrote: "Me: ah, okay. LOL yeah Pipes, how about the time you and Jason made out on the roof in the wilderness school place.

C: daaaang you have game"

Piper: I-I don't know what you're talking about.

Christina wrote: "M: Nobody need no wiki when they got me.

Me: Piper lol sorry but I never liked you.

M: That's true -- I don't like people that kill me."

Piper: That's okay. Michael, on the other hand, is an idiot and I don't like him either.