(Note: The title is quite literal, this is the worst story you will ever read, which also means it is incredible short. Tell me how it is, and I'm fine if you say it's terrible.)
The death of me was approaching. I asked him politely go away, but he didn't. He jumped on the couch and started licking me. My dog sure was a licker! "Get off The Death of Me!" I laughed, and proceeded to push him off the couch. It was the middle of summer vacation, and I was extremely bored. I texted my friend Grace who was in Ukraine for the summer.
Stupid right? I need to go search through the garbage for some food. Oh right, I didn't introduce myself! I am Ginger. I live with a weird looking family, they only have two legs. How do they even move? Now, off to the garbage!
The End
Terrible story, right? Try to guess what Ginger is! (It's not that hard, come on people.)
The death of me was approaching. I asked him politely go away, but he didn't. He jumped on the couch and started licking me. My dog sure was a licker! "Get off The Death of Me!" I laughed, and proceeded to push him off the couch. It was the middle of summer vacation, and I was extremely bored. I texted my friend Grace who was in Ukraine for the summer.
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Stupid right? I need to go search through the garbage for some food. Oh right, I didn't introduce myself! I am Ginger. I live with a weird looking family, they only have two legs. How do they even move? Now, off to the garbage!
The End
Terrible story, right? Try to guess what Ginger is! (It's not that hard, come on people.)