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Danya will be playing Janus! Congratulations.

Me: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIDE

Me: AT LEAST I CAN TELL YOU I TRIIIIIEEED lol I forgot the lyrics

Me: Did you know that "nice" is one letter off from "nico"?

Piper: Oh gods, not again.

Me: I CAN'TTT.

Me: NICOOOOOOOLLLLAAA why don't we have a Will Solace?

Me: you know what? why don't I play Will Solace?

C: I do love Will Solace as my own child. *cough cough* APOLLO

Me: two years ago Callie and Apollo went on a date and it didn't end well. I think you can still find it somewhere here

Me: on the group

Me: O.O

Lizzy wrote: "Me: NICOOOOOOOLLLLAAA why don't we have a Will Solace?"

M: We had a Will. Then he pulled a Leo. *le sigh*

C: *sobs* leooooo

Me: *elbows callie*

C: uh, i mean. ethan go buy me chocolates

C: and, um, flowers! yes i do like flowers.

me: hmm *writes on notepads* not a bad boyfriend, cal, eh?

Me: wait what do you mean overlapping colors? and just writing the differences between leo as a boyfriend and ethan.

C: moonlace! they're my favorites and hard to find

Me: ohhh. haha nice tissue box, then!

C: hmm. ethan gives me flowers and chocolate and leo

me: gets engaged to jack frost?

C: I guess maybe we can go for dinner. But that's it. Maybe Leo will be so jealous he comes back to me!

Me: doubtful, but alright

M: Hmmm. Yes, Cethan could be the thing to make Leo realize how much he misses Callie. I approve!

Me: sure but you didn't know Leo so it probably won't make a ton of sense

Me: idk now I lowkey ship it??

M: Right? God, curse my little fangirl heart.

Me: tbh i honestly ship it more than caleo

C: *gasp*

M: No, Callie. This is a good thing. If Caleo is no longer popular, then Leo will come begging for you.

C: hmm alright then. Ethan, you're my new boyfriend

Me: cal...you can't boss people around like that. Ask him politely if you guys can date

C: alright...um. Ethan do you want to be my boyfriend?

C: okay it's settled. until leo comes back. *high fives*

M: It's settled then! Ethan is a thing until Leo comes back, at which point it ends and we pretend it never happened. Sound good? ^-^

M: Don't worry, you'll be a natural! Just don't let Callie near any cute guys or the mall or your credit card and everything will be fine.

Me; it's okay, Ethan I haven't either

C: :)

Me: HAHA, NEVER MIND PIPER I DON'T NEED YOU AS A CAMERAWOMAN. I GOT THIS MYSELF. SEE, I MADE HISTORY HAPPEN, PEOPLE. *films with one hand while throwing rose petals with the other*

Piper: *sigh Do I still get 50% of the profit?

Me: oh snap. Jenny, I am officially afraid of how good you are at multitasking

C: *eats the rose petals*

C: *taps foot impatiently*

Me: Cal. Be nice.

Me: *nudges calypso towards Ethan* she'd like to go get dinner

C: din-oh yeah. let's go.

C: *runs after*

Me: ah. lovebirds

Me: dating palace?

Me: *speaks to camera* Forced love. So romantic, am I right, fellow Olympians?

Piper: Gods, you really can't do this all by yourself.

Me: Are you coming back? :D

Piper: No.

M: XD Jason's kind of a sore subject. Probably because it was forced love.
H: Then he met his true love.
M: Dam, Hera! Back at it again with the shade!

Me: bro Jason and Percy had more chemistry than Piper. Just saying...

M: Jercy man. Strange how much they kind of hated each other in the MOA.

Me: no no that was just their chemistry. the tension, you know?

M: Ah. Yes, I see. *frantically takes notes* 'chemistry=tension'

M: Oui?

Me: I MEAN if you see in MoA Jason's like "I could've killed my bro Percy" and Percy's like "I could've killed my bro Jason" THAT right there my friend, is tension and chemistry

Me: what?

M: It's a Bromance, Danya. It's not really gay. ;)

Me: lololol not yet ;)

Me: Jercy ftw but...like...no homo. Like I want them to get married but still...no homo.

H: *tears up* Really?
M: *confused* Really?

H: Yes? Anything you want, little mortal! Anything at all! Just name it!

H: Oh. Ah... anything but that?
M: Hera, you promised!
H: Oh, alright. *waves hand* There. They forgot the fake ones.

H: You don't hate me?
M: You don't hate her? I am so confused right now.
H: This has never happened before. How do I act! Should I be grateful, or pretend to be scornful? Where's my agent?!

H: Yes! *sobbing* I need Sasha!!!