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xD!!!!!! that is hillarioius!!!!
OMG i almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Lol, that's great!!(and so true! O_o)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's so bad yet amazing at the same time!! XD
Oh hell, I love this. Thank you so much for sharing this one.
...ow. My eyes are bleeding from the chatspeak. D:
Okay, I just realized that I sounded really rude. Sorry about that. It's just my natural grammar Nazi-ness. :/
Naw! Iz all good, y'all know wha' I'm sayin'! *leans back all cool-like*
i feel sorry for the guy who can't recieve money for his penis size because a fairy
LMAO!!!!That is AWESOME. Where did you find that?
The first guy says, "Oh, you know what guys? I think I have the smallest hands in the world."
The two other guys nod, and the second guy says, "You know guys? I think I have the smallest feet in the world."
The third guy looks at his friends and says, "Well, I'm a little embarrassed, but I think I have the smallest penis in the world."
All three of them leave the bar, and go across the road to the Guiness World Record store. The first guy goes in, and comes out with a huge grin on his face.
"I have the smallest hands in the world!" he cries.
The second guy goes in, then comes out with a huge grin on his face.
"I have the smallest feet in the world!" he exclaims.
The third guy goes in, then comes out, looking upset and angry.
He says, "Who the hell is Edward Cullen?"