Bookworms and Writers Unite discussion

Got any puns and jokes to tell? tell them here.

What do you call a cow that plays violin?

a moo-sician

What's green and red and goes 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender.

Got a horrible joke from a book I'm reading right now.

An old man is awaiting his execution in prison. An officer asks if he wants a cigarette. The man replies " It's bad for my health".

I know, its really bad. I'm sorry.

*Slow claps*

Jesse wrote: "*Slow claps*"

Couldn't have made a better response.

(nerd joke)

Why did the bacterium cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.

Why do so many people like bananas?
They're apeeling

And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life."

But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.

LMAO!!

Jesse wrote: "And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life."

But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."

OMG LMAO

What do u call batman and robin after they get run over my an 18 wheeler truck?




Flatman and Ribbon

Hahahaha

LOL!!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

I called the library and when they picked up I said "HELLO IS THIS THE LIBRARY?" and the other end replied "SSSSHHHHHH! this is a library."

LOL!!

what's black and white, black and white, black and white, and black and white?

a penguin rolling down a hill.

What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra

In Africa, every 60 seconds a minute passes

So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.

They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

What did one duck say to the other?

quack

What kind of frog is green and lethal?


The one with a machine gun

hahahahaa