My Mysteries unfold discussion

    I look Human, but by definition I guess I'm not. I've made this thread because I've noticed that the only other folder that might be appropriate says, "Welcome Humans." I don't know if I should assume I'm unwelcome, because perhaps it's a non-exclusive name implying, "Welcome Humans, but others may also speak without the honorific." Nevertheless, I looked through the folder options and came here for convenience as I'm not fully familiar with your customs.
    I'm not sure how often I'll post, because I'm way behind on writing my reports for my Doctoral Thesis.
    I will try my best to be super polite, but I may have to issue an EMERGENCY SATIRE ALERT from time to time if things become too serious. I have not yet finished studying the language of Earth humor. Some of the nuances are difficult. Anyway, bye for now because I have a lot of homework to do. Um, what is it you say, "See ya?"

Welcome to planet earth and goodreads!

Shall I take you to our leader? That's me. Some of my best friends are extraterrestrials and they look human. Maybe I've seen you before in the "Trotter's Café"

Beam us up!