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Escape Snape: For each response you get a 20 points. You can post as many times as you would like but at least one other person must post between your posts. You are out of your dorm wandering the halls after curfew. Snape is on to you.

How do you escape Snape's detection? Game is 20 points per answer.
Example: I cast a spell that causes one of the suit of armor to tap dance in Snape's way no matter what way he steps or turns the suit of armor tap dances around him.

I would run up into the girls bathroom and jump into the bubble bath and use the Bubble-Head Charm so I can breathe underwater.

Put the invisibility cloak on and run and creep to my common room.

Eat candy from the joke shop that makes me sick and have to spend the time in the infirmary

Get peeves to open the screaming library book as a distraction. Then put on the invisibility cloak and run back to my common room

Hmm...I would persuade Peeves to distract Snape while I high tail it back to my common room.

Use the marauder's map to navigate a Snape free passage back to my common room

Obliviate Snape and run to my common room before anyone noticed

1. I will be under the Invisibility Cloak because I am not stupid enough to go for a midnight walk without it
2. Release Decoy Detonator from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes (from under the cloak) to distract Snape.
3. RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I shout, "Look Lily's ghost" and run.

I would throw a dung-bomb, dance around Snape and say "I am Lily's ghost. You should be kind to students" and then run off before the smoke goes away.

I would make him chase me into into the owlery and set the owls on him.

I would use the leg locker curse than he would be hopping around trying to get me, and I would just be casually walking back up to my common room. (my face would be masked so he couldn't remember me.)

I would say: "Look! A bottle of shampoo!" To scare him and then run away.

I would drink polyjuice potion and become a Sytherin

I would pretend to be very sick.

I would hide in a classroom and cast a "notice me not" spell

Transfigure myself into Voldemort and say: " Do not ever give punishment of any sort to students from Ravenclaw house. It is a vital part of my new plan. Do not question me."

Then, because I am in Ravenclaw, he will not punish me!

Create a diversion by throwing a stone at his potions and breaking the glass then grab invisibility cloak and run

Use the Resurrection Stone to recreate Lilly and distract him with that, then run back to my common room.

run screaming down the hall, arms all flailing, that peeves entered the girls' bathroom

Run to the infirmary for "cramps"

Run up to him and kick him in the shin when he is on the ground I obliviate him then run

Spell myself invisible and sneak past him (maybe tripping him in the process)

Cover room in Lilly/Snape photos. ( 51234567890-09876543234565432456123456789098765432134567890-=098765434567890-987654321234567890 of them) Go to the room of requirement and stay for 2 hours during double potions.

i would get hide in a room

I would have polijuice potion with me and transform into a teacher to get past him

I would dart into the room of requirement, hoping Snape would enter. When he does, I have transformed into Professer Trelwany, and begin to foretell his terrible death, then to recount Lily's death. He would run out. Five minutes later, I would leave the room and continue my quest to the kitchens (for food!)

Snape approaches me
"What do you think you are doing out of bed at this time?" He asks me.

I got my teeth, put a fake smile on my face and turn around, "Professor Snape! I was looking for you! I was wondering where I could get some more horned slugs in Hogsmede, as I seem to be running out, and I've never been to Hogsmede, and we are going tomorrow, so.." I fade away hoping he believes this story, I mean, I'm pretty sure he likes me well enough.

"Ah, yes come see me tomorrow morning and I'll tell you. Don't let me catch you out of bed this late again though."

"Oh, I won't!" I assure him, 'Let you catch me' I think.