Horror Aficionados discussion

I saw this on another forum and thought that the HA crew could do it serious justice.

Think of an over-the-top death, (a la the "Death by..." game), but only give the last words of the person dying, leaving the actual cause of the death to the readers' imaginations.

Example:

"I had no idea that bears could smell peanut butter through denim."

There's always the two popular ones:


"Oh, Shit!"

"Hey y'all! Watch this!"

"Momma said that would make me go blind, not kill me."

"Hold my beer and watch me use this chain saw to cut down a tree"

"Piranhas are really more passive than people think."

"Don't worry I got all the instructions on the internet..."

"I'm just saying, hon . . . it's not every day we get to visit Mount Rushmore. I wanna do something original. A handstand on Lincoln's nose? Tell me that won't make one hell of a profile pic. "

"Check out my new flame resistant pajamas. Made in China!"

"There's something jamming this wood chipper. No need to turn it off. I can get it running again, I need just to reach in...."

"The safety is on. See?"

"It's not even loaded!"

"My wife will never find out baby."

"I love these reproduction guillotines"

"Trump is a lying sack of hair."

"There are witnesses everywhere, what's he gonna do?"

"Cops love surprises!"

"And then, once the chest is dropped into the water, I'll have 90 seconds to escape my chains and unpick the lock on the box."

"What could possibly go wrong?"

"You think this wick is long enough?"

"So this is the actual nuclear football? What happens if I push this button right here?"

"Jesus Christ! That bloody hurt!"

"Do you think there are any bears in that cave?"

"North Korea can kiss my ass bigly."

"My ex and I are making up. She mailed me homemade cookies!"

"I'm sure it's the blue wire."

"My new toaster floats!"

"Anyone can do half pipe."

"Just how fast can this baby go?"

"I caught it, hook, line, and sinker. Uh oh..."

"Of course I know how to ride a motorcycle. How hard could it be?"

"Take one...please, they don't understand my pain. I need at least four and a shot or two of vodka."

"So this window on the 49th floor is unbreakable safety glass?"

"Hey man, the crocodile's dead."

"This gun is loaded with blanks, right?"

"No, I'm not piling these bricks too high. It's perfectly safe."

"Let's pick up this hitchhiker. He looks like a nice guy."

This thunderstorm won't last much longer, let's play another round.

Ok light the match, now you pull my finger, I dare you.

Lion Tamer Wanted: No Training Necessary
"Hmm, seems legit."

No, thanks! I tie my own bungee cords.

"Just because you live in the penthouse doesn't mean you can't have a trampoline on the patio."

"Sir, I love your daughter, and I want to keep her safe. That's why I use condoms."

"And apparently, if you tie it really tight around my neck, it'll give me the biggest 'O' ever!

"It'll be fine. It takes no more than fifteen minutes to cross the estuary. The tide won't even begin to come in for another thirty minutes."

"Let's take a shortcut across the trestle. Trains never come through here this time of night."

This leftover turkey smells a bit off, but it should be fine.

"Don't worry dear, it is perfectly safe to fix the electric line during this lightning storm."

"With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

"Betcha a dollar I can make him flinch."

"Eww, this liverwurst is green around the edges. I'll have to cut off the green part before I eat it."
(Confession: This actually happened.)