Harry Potter Fans discussion

This game is to come up with Harry Potter Puns and post it here. Please make sure that they are appropriate and that no one has posted the same pun before you. Each post is worth 20 points and you may post more than once but someone must have commented in between your posts. I will pick a winner of the best pun on each page of the discussion and they will get an additional 50 points.

Example:
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

Because it made him Moody.

Sophie wrote: "Example:
Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

Because it made him Moody."

omg that is so cringy!!! But like in a good way

Sirusly, what is Ron with you?

How did Harry get down a hill? Walking.
JK, Rolling

My obsession with Harry Potter has gotten a bit Riddikulus...

I have a Sirius problem with using Harry Potter puns.

I say there's nothing Ron with that, my friends say otherwise.

I don't listen to them, cause I'm Neville gonna stop!

Why does no one trust Peter Pettigrew?

Because he's a rat.

Masi wrote: "My boyfriend layed in my bed. I said,"Won't you mind if I Slytherin?""

Would you like to see my Chamber of Secrets? ;)

(not sure if I'm allowed this, hence why I posted another safer one)

My obsession with Harry Potter has become kind of riddikulus. It's a Sirius problem, but I see nothing Ron with it. So Krum join me in my Neville ending quest to be number one fan! (Just like Dobby!)

Lol

if your boyfriend dresses like this he's probably a keeper