The Fun Haven discussion

tell any funny Puns/Jokes here

in the army hall, soldiers were getting fed up

Masi wrote: ""

HAHAHA XDDD

XDDDDD wow Snape

Masi wrote: ""

oh god

Masi wrote: ""

OOH I GET IT XD

A soldier is someone who stands in formations to recieve information.

Most teenagers find a lecturing parent hear-resistable

It's a clumsy reflection of yourself when you break a mirror

I wish I could like that Mufasa one that's the best one so far. XD

True story. I saw this really cute barista at a coffee house. I turned poser mode on and started talking real slick. I asked her for a coffee and whatever she likes. She said "Peacan Brownie is a great choice. I respond "I bet it's sweet...Like you", then suddenly poser mode malfunctioned and I ended up asking rather curiously "What's a Peacan.". She responded "It's a nut, like a peanut or a walnut". With poser mode engaged I just responded with "Ah, yeah...nuts". She laughed pitifully and then the slow realization creeped in that I had made the worst pun in history and I walked out of the store without completing my order.

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”