The Problem Solvers discussion

She threw an egg at me.

Then said, "My bad."

I started to feel bad and gave her one of my cucumbers.

Then the other girl came over to me and slapped me across the face. "Ow," I rubbed my cheek. "How dare, you punch my sister," she glared at me.

"How dare you slap me!" I said, mimicking her tone.

I was so annoyed, all I'd wanted to do was get my shopping done and complete the first set of my daily push ups and those girls just wouldn't back off.

"Well you punched my sister," she glared at me. "What did we ever do to you?"

"Well, you're a jerk," she continued to glare at me. "Come on sis, let's go."

"Come on," Her sister wrapped her arm around her shoulders and lead her away.

She was shocked, and yelled "Police!"

The police began to laugh.

Then they left and bought everyone donuts and coffee.

The older sister was annoyed, the younger sister was embarrassed, and I was just hungry as I had forgotten to eat breakfast that morning.

I walked over to a swing, and sat down in it.

"Dat's my swing!" a young girl said as she pulled on my shirt.

She cackled evilly and started to morph into something.

I screamed. "What are you doing?"

Then i screamed, what the hell! This is awesome!

She laughed again- and turned me into a tiny kitten!

I purred gleefully and went off to find my cat- Boy would she be suprised!

On the way home, a loose Doberman began to chase me.

I ran and went up a tree and stayed there.

I was surprised to find that I could read the dog's thoughts.

It thought " Bananas should be purple!" and it went of somewhere, I guess to find a purple bananna.

I climbed down the tree and continued on my way.

As I continued to walk home I saw a mouse and my cat instincts took over.

I pounced on it with all my might, and it squealed and tried to get away from me.

Sadly it ran away in a flash, so I decided to go and get some ice cream.

Then I died.

The valcano blow me back to earth, directly into the arms of the Statue of Liberty!

Then they fell to the ground and melted like the Wicked Witch of the West.

They started to get all goofy and they started rolling around.

I had to admit that it was really gross, but it was his life and I didn't really care at all.

Masi said to me "Wanna watch House Hunters with me?"

Then Kavy came over to us and asked us if she could join us.


((cause why not XD))

A siren went off, but it didn't sound like a normal alarm; it sounded like a thousand ducks quacking.

(Lol)

((Kavy stated that she was a girl))

We found the weapon- it was a piece of squeaking rubber!

Kavy quickly took the squeaky rubber and threw it at Masi who turned into a squeaky rubber doggy.

Masi went towards the White House, trying to annoy the president to death with squeaking!

Then the President turned into Umbridge

Then Kavy came behind Masi and kicked Umbridge in the ribs

When suddenly i made a rocket powered fart and burp snarted ((grown ups 2 reference))

Then the man with the mask looked startled when I farted and Kavy and Masi jumped on him and punched him

((Wait Masi, how are me and you coming from the movie theater, when we were at the white house? O_O where are we going with this story? XD LOGIC!! XD))

Kavy drew out her wand and pointed at the Man's face.

And said, deez nuts. Teabagged him and ran

Masi wrote: "But one Alien name Envy didn't trust me, so he tried to drown me in a pink volcano"
What a great line! I love it!

Masi wrote: "But Masi wanted to see who the man was and Masi took the mask off and it was Donald Trump"
Oh no! Donald Trump!

Screw you trump