Romance Audiobooks discussion

This is a silly game. You take a word from the title in the previous post and pick a new title using that word, while telling a simple round robin story. Hope that makes sense. Here is an example.

Post 1
She thought he was Drop Dead Sexy.

Post 2
Too bad he was a Wicked Sexy Liar

Post 3
Her love life was a study in Liars & Thieves

All she could imagine were The Dream Thieves

Daring to Dream can be a dangerous thing.

But taking a page from Daring Book for Girls, The she took a chance

and asked the The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo where she could find him.

The girl suggested looking in the Garden of the Purple Dragon

But it turned out to be nothing but a Garden of Lies

... which sucked, but it was a step up from Hell's Garden

A The Secret Garden where her ex lover used to wait for her.

The ex was a bit eccentric, he kept An Elephant in the Garden

But it was actually The Magician's Elephant and since she found the magician attractive, she helped him steal his elephant back.

The magician was pretty yummy, maybe it's time to ditch the search for the liar and focus on becoming The Magician's Wife?

But he wanted her to be his assistant and, given how often his tricks went awry, would she end up being a Long - Lost Wife?

She saw his hesitation, his fear of letting her get close. It made him all the more yummy, all the more desirable. She was determined to be the most irreplaceably competent assistant for Her magician. Her friend, The Lost Apothecary concocted a love potion tea.