The Best Of... discussion

After I wrote this, found I was nowhere near the first to see Trump as a Boaty McBoatface clone. Still, least puts me with the in-crowd:

http://downwritefiction.blogspot.gr/2...

If you can't be arsed, here's the pome itself (bit sold by date now):


Trumpy McTrumpetface

in auguration of

when he frowned it was upon some frogs
not his friends for he was mean with odds
demanded loyalty from bed nobs
give him a chance

he's the people's choice their homey voice
karaoke's turn to run the place
listen to sense so what if there's vice
give cheese a chance

from beauty pageants to golf resorts
thru malls bouncy castles & now walls
Trumpy McTrumpetface pulls in hordes
save him this dance

on the scaffold he makes a great face
if he's the last trump what's all the fuss
did we kill the first who made a fist
send him to France

no let's give him an auspicious launch
listen to the band enjoy the lunch
there'll be time to cheer & time to lynch
given the chance

(Archie Locost)

Nicely done.