The Complicated Existence discussion

When ranting about books that others haven't read, please use phrases such as *undisclosed character*, *undisclosed location*, etc. to refrain from spoiling the book for others. Nonsensical phrases are a good way to censor spoilers/express your feels as well.

((Hey! You stole my *undisclosed character* but too!))

((NOTE TO WORLD: THE IDEAS FOR THIS GROUP, 'A COMPLICATED EXISTENCE', AND '*undisclosed character/location/whatever*' WERE THOUGHT OF BY ME AND TOLD TO GABBY WHO THEN PROCEEDED TO STEAL MY IDEAS))

Rant: Why does *undisclosed character* have to BLANK?! It's not fair! Of course, *undisclosed character* might think it's not fair either!!! AND GUESS WHAT ELSE IS NOT FAIR?! The fangirls of the universe must read BLANK and then find out the BLANK ends up BLANK both BLANKS! So if you BLANK BLANK and don't BLANK BLANK.....or if you have a BLANK *undisclosed character*.....then you are bound to get really BLANK! But it's still worth reading :p

((Caroline, please note:
No. One. Cares. ))

But it's a rant. That's what this topic is FOR! And you need to pledge your allegiance to me in my group.

isn't ranting pointless if no one knows what book your talking about?

No. Carollama is reading Clockwork Princess. We don't want spoilers but it feels good to rant even with the whole anonymous thing

okay fine

I'm ranting both Clockwork Princess and City of Heavenly Fire even though I haven't read it yet .

Rant: *Undisclosed characters* won't stop making a mess of *Undisclosed thing* and *Undisclosed character* can't get them to stop when he should just show them his *Undisclosed object*.

Rant: OHMIGOSH!
Did *Undisclosed character* really just say what i think he said? the *Undisclosed object of undisclosed adjective? hello? The *undisclosed OBJECT!!*
come on *Undisclosed character* make the connection with the *Undisclosed place* and *Undisclosed character*'s Undisclosed mission*.

i see what you mean. it does feel good.

*undisclosed real person* WON'T JUST READ *undisclosed book series* BECAUSE APPARENTLY IT IS BORING EVEN THOUGH *undisclosed real person* /WILL/ READ *a different undisclosed book series*!

AND MY PARABATAI WILL NOT TEXT ME BACK

*undisclosed sobbing location*

Are you talking about your Jane not reading HP?

Or was it Isa? I forget.

My parabatai doesn't have a phone....

Isa won't read HP and Jane won't text me!

i totally know what is going on.

Sure..........



BUT OH MY GODS HP IS NOT AT ALL BORING EVER MUNDANES

Julianna what is a book that you have read and never spoken to me about

The Wells Bequest

It has a charrie named Leo who likes to fix things....
And it has time travel....
And impatient heroines....
This is a good book.

The Grimm Legacy

It has magic....
And a heroine with a terrible sense of direction....
And the same impatient heroine as TWB....
Another good book.

POLLY SCHULMAN (sp?)

They're kinda light-reads, but they're good.

Chicerelli why aren't you answering my frequent texts

who??

Anna

ok i was just confused.

*undisclosed character* IS BEING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL JERK TO *undisclosed character* AND I'M SO CONFUZZLED BY THEIR *undisclosed feelings* towards *undisclosed character* and why they're being sooo *undisclosed adjective*

Will, EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER LIVED ("Oh, he's rude to everyone," said Isabelle airily. "It's what makes him so d**n sexy."), love is beautiful mundanes, Tessa, AMAZING

Correction:

Will
Tessa (especially)
(their being Will since i was trying not to use genders)Concealment of feelings
Obnoxious/Secretive

you were right about the will and tessa parts

BUT THE ISABELLE QUOTE

Does anyone else feel the desire to have a hardback, paperback, and digital copy of a book?

YES

Hardbacks are harder to mess up and stay nicer for longer, paperbacks are okay to get a little messed up, and digital copies are good for highlighting funny/interesting parts

Undisclosed character might have to BLANK undisclosed character and i don't want that to happen!!!
i will go crazy if it does. i will die on the inside over and over. also there has been a lot of foreshadowing about undisclosed character, and now i'm super scared
!!!!

*undisclosed character* is going on a rescue mission to save *undisclosed character* and *undisclosed pronoun* JUST *blank* and now *BLANK*!!!
AHAHOLGKHFSDKHGPOIUL;AWERF.L8RTVHGMK LJGHUJKL VJCHYLKFJUOIV LKBLNRB,SM
*facepalmfacelaptopfacelaundrybasketfacespeakerfaceshoefacephonefaceflashlight*

My face hurts

And I am just so *undisclosed emotion* that *undisclosed character* JUST HAD TO BE *blank* and not hear *undisclosed character* calling *undisclosed pronoun* *blank*

AND *undisclosed character* IS *blank* and and and *undisclosed character* burnt *undisclosed pronoun* hands & now everyone just HAS to be 'heroic', which is just contributing to my frustration towards *blank* and if Mortmain had just *blank* then WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION, WOULD WE?!

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYY?!

*Spontaneously combusts. Giftedly.*

com·bust
kəmˈbəst/
verb
verb: combust; 3rd person present: combusts; past tense: combusted; past participle: combusted; gerund or present participle: combusting
consume by fire.
be consumed by fire

I'm so happy that i understand your Clockwork Princess rant. *smirks*

Or do you?
O_o

Undisclosed character went BLANK and i was all Blank. and then Undisclosed character said she BLANKED Undisclosed character. AND undisclosed character didn't BLANK. and Undisclosed character BLANKED. and now i am duper angry of Joesph Delaney.

BLANK went BLANK is going to BLANK. and i was all BLAAANK and BLANK is going to BLANK, and i know BLANK!!!

BLANK is dead.
BLANK lost their memories and BLANK

Soooooooooo yeah...
UGH some of my keys are sticking!

Undisclosed character is BLANK and undisclosed book BLANKED and now I BLANK BLANK BLANK!!!!!!!!!!!!

usually writes AMAZING books but was terrible and now I don't feel like a true fan for thinking that.