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Why doesn't Santa like you
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Tia, I fall in love with you every single day
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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Santa doesn't like me because I stole his milk and cookies
The beer I left out for him one night got him arrested for drunk-sleighing.
Santa doesn't like me because I fed all the wrapping paper to my crazy paper-eating friends
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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Santa hates me because I stole his naughty list
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Santa doesn't like me because I suffocated Mrs Claus with a Christmas wreath
Santa doesn't like me because he caught me kissing an elf under the mistletoe
Santa doesn't like me because he found me applying melted marshmallows to the bottom of his sleigh like glue so he couldn't visit all the nice kidd
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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Nikki~Lie Until You Laugh~ wrote: "Santa doesn't like me because I fed all of his reindeer laxatives."
*Pees with laughter*
*Pees with laughter*
Santa doesn't like me because I froze all the rooftops so the sleigh would slide off the side of the house every time
Santa doesn't like me because I fed his reindeer venison
Santa doesn't like me because one year I swapped his beard shampoo for beer. He smelled like a drunk for weeks.
Santa doesn't like me because I unleashed the grinch on him
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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Santa doesn't like me because I hooked his sleigh up to Kingda Ka without seatbelts while he was eating his cookies
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Santa doesn't like me because I put a meter in his sleigh that clearly indicates he's over the weight limit in the vehicle
Santa doesn't like me because I disguised a pole to look like a candy cane and his tongue froze to it
I have frequent cookouts with my stocking contents... Santa doesn't like me because I throw christmas oranges at him. (But I didn't make this part up.)
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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(I wouldn't like me either. I can't believe I just said that.)
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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Santa doesn't like me because I feed him floor cookies (kind of an inside joke with my friends IRL)
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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Santa doesn't like me because my pet bats live in my chimney
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✯ Nikki ✯, You screw me, I screw you back. I'm a lady like that.
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Santa doesnt like me because I rode off into the dawn with Rudolph <3
Santa doesn't like me because I started a petition to get all the kids on the naughty list
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Santa doesn't like me because i abducted all his elves and now he has to wrap all the presents by himself. I also 'borrowed' his reindeers for my spaceship...
He also doesn't like me because I'm an alien from another planet. Talk about being anti - alien!
He also doesn't like me because I'm an alien from another planet. Talk about being anti - alien!
Santa doesn't like me because I camp out underneath the Christmas tree
He also doesn't like me because I forget to extinguish the fire in the fireplace when I'm camping out under the tree so sometimes it gets a little... toasty
Santa doesn't like me because I voted for Krampus over him in the holiday popularity contest.
Santa doesn't like me because I'm not fat. xD
