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A really clever person once told me this joke. What do grandfathers prefer - roti or chawal?
Neither, they like nana bread!
hahah :P
Two friend stood in front of a candy shop. One of them went into the shop and stole three bars of Chocolate."Look what I have got", said the he said to second friend ,"can you do any better then this"
"Just wait and watch" said the second.
He went in to the shop and told the shop keepers that he was about the perform a magic trick. He took three bars of Chocolate and ate them.
"So where is the magic" said the one of the shop keeper
"Go check my friend's pocket, you will find three bars of Chocolate"
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What do grandfathers prefer - roti or chawal?
Neither, they like nana bread!
hahah :P"
lol ;D
Lol... An ant and a elephant had a night of torrid romance. Next morning, the ant woke up to find the elephant dead.
"Just my luck!" sighed the ant. "One night of passion and I end up spending the rest of my life digging a grave!" :D
Here comes another. :pAfter going on a diet, my neighbor felt really good about herself... especially when she was able to fit in to a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
"Look, look!" she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband. "I can wear my old jeans again!"
Her husband looked at her for a long time, then said, "Honey, I love you, but those are my jeans."
XD XD
Nigham mujhay aapke joke se ziyada apka dusra comment ziyada funny laga, haha.
That moment in horror movies the person yells out, "Hellow, anybody there?".....yeah? as if the ghost is gonna say..... here in kitchen, want a sandwich? :D
I remember, read somewhere.... :She treaded into office like a centipede with ninety eight missing legs :D
Muhammad wrote: "That moment in horror movies the person yells out, "Hellow, anybody there?".....yeah? as if the ghost is gonna say..... here in kitchen, want a sandwich? :D"Hahaha... :v
Hey, my big brother told me the same joke :-D
I: I talk to myself, oftenMe: Me too :D
(how mysterious people around are, including us)
@arbaaz :X Now same from another brother
You guys know what happens to chemists when they die?They barium.
:B ...And you know how Titanic sank?blurp blurp blurp blurp
A Chinese fellow also died that day. He was Sou Yung.
(Well, it's not meant for you)Some people just need a high five........in the face with a chair
Just saw on the news an Italian chef died. They say he pasta way.
(I keep killing people. Lol)
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write.
Mother: What did you write?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet! :D
Paala bacha
Lol!World war 2 could have been prevented, if only someone had given Hitler a snickers.
:) hahaNate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study! :D
:DTeacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Now tell me where to find that joker :) ...a high five with a table
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blurp blurp blurp blurp"
Hahahahahaha....This one was awesome. ;p
One day hitler was yelling at the nazi party, a american peeked and this is what he heard:"What the hell?" Said hitler to the party, "what?" Said the officer in confusion, "we did what you asked, why are you angry?"
Hitler said, "are you friggin' kidding me?, i meant give me a juice, not 'gas the jews' you idjits"
What is the opposite of Motivating?Patli-vating
I hear jokes in my dreams. In one dream, I was taking an exam; I read the question and pondered over it for a minute till I wrote the answer: "Sorry, can't answer; too busy taking the exam''. Then in another one I saw a Hard drive (the computer one) taking part in a Formula1 car race and when the race had finished, and the hard drive had won, some guy exclaimed, ''Woah! that must have been a hard drive!".
Genio wrote: "I hear jokes in my dreams. In one dream, I was taking an exam; I read the question and pondered over it for a minute till I wrote the answer: "Sorry, can't answer; too busy taking the exam''. The..."
Hahahah you hear jokes in dreams?
I read a caption: Too much idiots too less shovels :d :D
Mom (almost rotey huey): "Beta kuch ban ja!"Me: "Ban to gaya hun".
Mom: "Kya?"
Me: "Mazaaq''.
This was an actual conversation.
You're 12. You shouldn't be making jokes like this.
The teacher:Now Tom,if you have 4 cakes and john asks for 2 how many do you have?Tom:4 cakes
Teacher:OK,if john takes 2 cakes then?
Tom:4 cakes and a dead body
If both my approaches are met with criticism what am i expected to write?
Nah ozair I was talking about our resident troll...your's are fine. ♡Also being twelve gives you a lot of perks.
Sorry just that when ever i try to remember any jokes nothing comes to mind and that was the first thing that did.
Yusra wrote: "Genocide is not funny guys. I'm ALL for lame jokes but you wouldn't make a joke about Muslims being massacred so please don't make such jokes about any other religious group. :("If you say 'ALLAHU AKBAR' before dying, would it be suicide?
Ozair wrote: "The teacher:Now Tom,if you have 4 cakes and john asks for 2 how many do you have?Tom:4 cakes
Teacher:OK,if john takes 2 cakes then?
Tom:4 cakes and a dead body"
Haaaaaa!!!!
My friend think's he's smart,he said onions are the only food that can make you cry.That was before i hit him in the face with a coconut.
-paulo coelho
We all encounter some great jokes in all over day it can by the text massage or it can be some pun you read in a magazine so or a real happening so dont be selfish and give others the opportunity to smile.
(WARNING: Vulgar jokes are strongly prohibited unless it is a great one) :-D
So The first joke:
My friends are on Twitter, but I dont know how to use it. So I carry a megaphone to announce what Im doing at random times. I shout, "Im in a library to borrow a book!"
Now I have three followers-two policeman and one community support officer.