The Humour Club discussion

KARMA kärmə/ (informal) - destiny or fate, following as effect from cause.

Frankly, I don't believe in Karma, but sometimes...

proof that thieves aren't brain trusts.

A repost, but totally appropriate for this thread.

Occasionally, you gotta love ye olde security cameras...

Jay wrote: "Occasionally, you gotta love ye olde security cameras..."

Wonder if that's the same gal who stole the cycle?

Jay wrote: "A repost, but totally appropriate for this thread.


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I've always wondered how these lackwits don't go up in flames more often in some sort of bonfire of the banalities.

When karma hits, should we be keeping score???

That's what friends are for...

About that severe storm warning...

Maybe these guys just aren't cut out to be carjackers.

That's a lot of bull!

I told you Karma was real.

Never poke the bear... Uh... Never kick the tiger... Uh...

Since holocaust denial is illegal in Germany, the hardcore right's new strategy appears to be 'Let's just forget about it."

Uh...NO!

Protesters build Holocaust memorial at home of far-right German politician
“We hope he enjoys the view every day when he looks out the window.”

No, Virginia... Your iPhone is not real life.

Do unto others... Unless they're cops.

Messed with the wrong kid!

Okay, bury that story on page six.

Bullies use your own fear against you, but fear can be reversed.

When you accept the new baby in the house, good things happen to you.

One more reason to be a dog.

But...but...but, I power-watched every Bruce Lee movie on Netflix.

Ouch!





Well, my boy, when I was your age, we had an entirely different kind of censorship. ...All the shopkeepers knew my mother.

Jay wrote: "Ouch!"

Sad, but true. I remember everyone moaning when Border's books went out of business, yet no one seemed to mind when Border's pushed out my old employer - B. Dalton Bookseller. And, I'm sure there was no uproar when Dalton nudged out the newsagent that used to occupy a space in the mall.

Sometimes it's hard to work up too much sympathy.

Smile, it's free therapy.
Douglas Horton

Just in case you were wondering, there is such a thing as good karma.





And while he appreciates the many offered donations, the fellow on the bench states that he can buy his own clean underwear.

Good or bad karma?
That is the question.
Now is the windstorm of our discontent,
-OR-
Dude, they totally missed your car!

Yeah, now just try to move

Jay wrote: "Good or bad karma?
That is the question.
Now is the windstorm of our discontent,
-OR-
Dude, they totally missed your car!


"

Or did I just spend my karma on a car?

Maybe you shouldn't have referred to them as dumb animals.

Jay wrote: "Maybe you shouldn't have referred to them as dumb animals.


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I once sat and watched a friend's cat reach up and open a door with a lever-style handle. It was a bit eerie--the cat was on the other side of the door (she'd shut it in the laundry room because I'm allergic and because it was an annoying cat), and we heard thuds, then saw the handle move repeatedly, until it got a good grip and opened up.

Rebecca wrote: "I once sat and watched a friend's cat reach up and open a door with a lever-style handle. It was a bit eerie--the cat wa..."

Cats - they know what scares you.

If the day ends with a 'y', it just doesn't pay to be a Nazi.

So simple, really.

Sometimes, the universe itself is the justice system.

FINALLY, a good explanation...