Awkward.... discussion

A game suggested by our sweet member, Svetlana. You post a sentence, then the person below you posts a sentence, and so on and so on to make a story. :D I'll go first.

One day a boy walked into a hole and fell into a chasm of octopus's.

Then one of the octopi became genetically fused with him and he became, captain tentacles.

Captain Tentacles cut off the tentacles of the other octopuses, formed a weapon out of it, and began shooting ink at the other octopuses.

Captain Tentacles then realized that he is part octopus, so he shouldn't be massacering (is this a word?) them.

However, an evil force dwelling in Captain Tentacles's mind made him continue slaughtering the other octopuses.

((It's spelled massacring. XDD))

Suddenly, someone attached him to a rocket, and initiated the countdown.

The countdown continued until it was at T minus 2 seconds when he realized that if he peed on it, it would malfunction and so he did

The rocket blew up, killing all of the octopi, and sending him flying up into the air.

.....BUT HE PEED ON IT AND IT STOPPED!!!!

((What if you'd not post gifs and write an actual sentence? That'd be pretty great.))

A female octopus survived the attack and ran away from the chasm, jumping into the realm of earth where she took on a human form and tried to begin a new life.

A wizard turned her back into an octopus and threw her into space.

The wizard turned out to be the ghost of Fred Weasley, who managed to escape Tartarus for his unceremonious pranks.

Then the ghost vanished into oblivion. Then Loki opened the portal above New York. Da... da... daaaaa!

A random murderer in the streets murdered Loki and then he pulled off his mask, revealing himself as Leo Valdez.

OH NO!!!

Then the Po Po arrested him and sentenced him to one minute of community service.

That minute soon turned into eternaty.

And then the indecisive judge changed it to a month .

Avalon ☠When Gnashing Teeth And Criminal Tongues Conspire Against The Odds☠ wrote: "A random murderer in the streets murdered Loki and then he pulled off his mask, revealing himself as Leo Valdez."

OH MY GOD LEO IS RPING WITH LOKI RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then VFD heard of it and had another shism while Somalian pirates kidnapped a captain.

Then Captain Tentacles rescued Leo from community service and took him to Poseidons palace!

Poseidon's Palace turned out to be a jail where a bunch of Severus Snape clones were chained inside, moaning and groaning about jocks with horrible body odor and terrible school lunch food.

The leader of the Somalian pirates took the captain to the snape clone jail and then kidnapped Leo.

THEN EVERYONE HAD A DANCE PARTIES TO BE ACTIVE

Leo loved dance parties, wearing a Mexican outfit to all of them.

((Like someone else I know very well))

Then the Death Star plummeted from orbit into Hoover Dam.

With the TARDIS on it, broken down while Clara and twelve tried to find reality or dream worlds.

The tangerine jumped out of the TARDIS and caught the Death Star before it crashed

The Death Star did laps in the swimming pool.

The swimming pool was full of nacho cheese, and a cheese monster rose from the pool.

Micheal Phrlps cane out of no where and battled the monster.

The monster exploded, revealing a cob of corn inside who continued to fight.

The cob of corn turned into Nico Di Angelo, who them stopped the fighting.

Then all of the cheese drained out and the death star transformed into evil Optimus Prime.

Then the Harry potter franchise did their thing, but then realized it was the wrong movie set.

As the directors and Daniel Radcliff walked away swearing, Death Star Optomis Prime causes an earthquake.

THEN Captain Jack Sparrow comes in, drunk, trying to get everyone calmed down. Annabeth Chase is ((ha ha)) CHASING after him, trying to get him to undo some vudoo thing, randomly setting off a pipe bomb

The pipe bomb explodes into rum and everyone turns into a sloth.

Then the sloths sloth and everyone is happy and chill and lovely.

And then it began to rain, and the rain was electrified.