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Is toiler paper used by people who toil perhaps?
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I really should wait until my brain wakes up before posting these things.
Of course you have to be willing to actually put a fresh roll on and as a guy, well, it just doesn't happen. I'd just as soon go to the bathroom that had toilet paper.
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My husband can fix the car or any appliance in the house and do the NYT's Sunday Crossword in 11 minutes but claims he can't figure out how the toilet paper thingy works.
OVER!!! It MUST be over! If it's under, there's the possibility that it touched the wall before it touches you and for some reason that creeps me out. I makes no sense, I know. After all, it's not like the wall is out roaming the landfills or anything at night.
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Joel wrote: "If it wasn't meant to be set down on the top of the tank the ends wouldn't be flat, would they?!"This only works if you're a contortionist.
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I never thought about the "touching the wall" thing before. What a horrifying thought!
I come from an OVER family and luckily my husband hails from OVERISTS as well. I could see that a mixed marriage would be very stressful.
Over - it's got to be over.But does anyone else play the snap game? Grasp the end of the roll between finger and thumb. Then tear off a neat piece of roll without touching the roll with any other part of your anatomy. Or anyone else's anatomy. Or anything inanimate.
Oh, you get the picture! You win the game if you manage to rip off a usable amount of paper without ripping the loo roll holder off the wall or accidentally mummifying your knees.
I find that a sharp double tug often does the trick. No sniggering at the back please.
From an OVER LAD - hope both sides will agree.
Over or under?