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『ᴡɪᴄᴋʟɪɴɢ ᴛʀᴀsʜ ● ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ』 (wickling) | 49 comments Mod
You will NOT find God within these walls...

Bad Blood

Injection - $ 5:00 per needle

Ingestion - $ 15:00 for a liter bottle/ $ 5:50 per oz

To get Bad Blood, go to the confession booth. When the priest walks in and says "What sins do you wish to confess," respond with "I have confessed my sins in a silent night with a dark moon. They have been cast into The Pit and I am clean." The priest will respond with "Hail, Blood Brother. Then let us partake of this most holy communion. How will you like your salvation delivered?"

For the injection, state that "He lives within me." Pay according to your desired amount and a slot will open at the bottom of the booth, the priest will respond with "He lives with us all!"

For the drinkable kind, state that "Wine allows one to see beyond this mortal gloom." The priest will smile and say with joy that "May drunkeness lead you to other, more vile sins, Blood Brother!"

Blood Bonding

Or say that you "Wish to become whole again, and be one with Him." The priest will have you follow him out of the booth and into the back, where you will be blindfolded and stripped of your cloths. You will be forced to kneel down and your head will be upwards with your mouth held open. Something will be poured into your awaiting jaws and you must drink it all, not spit any out, not matter how bitter and salty it tastes, nor should you let much dribble and fall down your chin, wasting the substance.

You will then be left there, naked, for the whole night in that position. Men and women may arrive and take advantage of you, if you resist you will be drugged and left in one of the allies of the city, naked and unable to purchase Bad Blood. If you pass the initiation, you now have a Blood Bond and will be called to Blood Orgies every new moon.

You are now a true Blood Brother and part of a cult. The only way you leave is by leaving this world. When approaching other Blood Brothers or Blood Sisters in public they will respond with "Shh, silence brother," and place one finger to their lips.



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