Bookish Kingdom discussion

Add, remove, or change one letter from a book title, and add your own subtitle.

My examples:

American Psyche - How Trump News Channel is slowly brainwashing this great country

One of Us is Flying - A Guide to United Airlines' Policy on Forcefully Removing Passengers for Privileged Clients

Blood Fed Road - A Blood Street Vendor's Memoir on Undead Midnight Rush Hour

Simone vs the the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Simone de Beauvoir rises from the dead to write a masterpiece on the current issues with the patriarchal society

City of Class - She just wanted to stop being so very middle-class


[I asked Justin to share this game with you. Kudos to the idea, I've been laughing myself silly thinking of these and trying to resist the urge to not change a whole word xD]

The Living Tree - Sit on my face again, I dare you

All The Right Places - A Guide to playing Twister the right way

Ilsen wrote: "All The Right Places - A Guide to playing Twister the right way"

*snicker* I need that one in my life -laughing in tears emoji-

A Talk to Remember - 'Son, have I ever told you about the birds and the bees?'

Our Bark Duet- The story of two dogs who had a very good song of barking together

The Boot Thief - The days were cold and noone had shoes...

Billing Me Softly - An unexpected love story between a debtor and a shark loan

The Wrath and the Lawn - A crime story about a gardener neglecting his lawn

Regsly wrote: "Billing Me Softly - An unexpected love story between a debtor and a shark loan"

Nice one xD

Ayla (ParadisePinkPages) wrote: "The Wrath and the Lawn - A crime story about a gardener neglecting his lawn"

Love!<3

I love the level of amusement this thread brings me <3

Ayla (ParadisePinkPages) wrote: "Regsly wrote: "Billing Me Softly - An unexpected love story between a debtor and a shark loan"

Nice one xD"

Merci (:

Ayla (ParadisePinkPages) wrote: "The Wrath and the Lawn - A crime story about a gardener neglecting his lawn"

Actually, I'd thought of something like:

The Wrath and the Pawn - In a Chess Alternate Universe, a Pawn fights for the freedom of his class against the tyrannical monarchy *movie teaser voice*

But I still haven't really come up with a phrasing I like

@Regsly - You're way better at this! xD

Ayla (ParadisePinkPages) wrote: "@Regsly - You're way better at this! xD"

Aww nah

Praised by Wolves - Romulus and Remus share their secrets on how to succeed in the wolf society and how to establish your own city

Bed Queen - a story that will make you laugh and cry, about Mare, the business woman with the #1 mattress selling business around the world

A Gentleman’s Guide to Mice and Virtue - A guide on how to treat mice respectfully and get them to be royally acquainted with gentleman

Ilsen wrote: "A Gentleman’s Guide to Mice and Virtue - A guide on how to treat mice respectfully and get them to be royally acquainted with gentleman"

I'm sure Walt Disney read this book before releasing Mickey Mouse to the world xD

Andreas wrote: "Bed Queen - a story that will make you laugh and cry, about Mare, the business woman with the #1 mattress selling business around the world"

Mostly laugh, like I am right about now x'D

Omg I love these <3 Also, I'm glad this thread isn't dead.

This is so funny, there are some really good ones!

These are all so clever I'm still trying to think of one.

Cinder Fella: the LGBTQIA version of a classic fairy tale! (Aka what really happened)
Snow Phite: A princess secretly training to be a boxer
Ugly Dove: why does everyone think it's supposed to be a duckling?

Crows of midnight- spoiled champion and her swarming crows who can't get enough of her

Throne of Class - The Queen Bee of school is taking over the class and teaching them some manners

Ilsen wrote: "Throne of Class - The Queen Bee of school is taking over the class and teaching them some manners"

Hahah I do not really like caleane as a character to be honest...

I haven’t read it yet so I have no opinion so far XD

Ilsen wrote: "I haven’t read it yet so I have no opinion so far XD"

You should! I would love to hear your opinons!

I would too but I have so many series just on my shelf but I’ve had this one since the Christmas of 2016 XD I really need to pick it up

A Midsummer Night's Cream - Helena has finally come up with the perfect cake recipe for the Oberon Festival's Cake Competition. She is sure this one is a winner, specially with her aunt Hermia's secret whipped cream. Too bad the faeries are hungry and in search of some sweet dairy products to sink their fangs into!

That one is amazing, Regsly xD

A Midsummer Flight's Dream - Puck flew across Athens and would've sworn he witnessed yet another love hexagon. Titania, Zeus, Oberon and Hera, perhaps? Oh well, must have been another dream...

Thank you, Ayla!

Lmaooooo walk away Puck! Walk. Away. (Fly)

All the Bright Laces - An autobiography by compulsive laces hoarder, Matt of Youtube. Indulge in gorgeous pictures of his collection of glow-in-the-dark laces.

(this one is weak but I want glow-in-the-dark laces now)