Horror Aficionados discussion

I love games, and this group is a lot of fun to play with!

I’ll start off with a question, the next person can answer, and also leave a would you rather question for the next player!

*Would you rather spend a night at The Overlook with Jack Torrance or go to the Ewen High School prom with Carrie?*

Definitely the Overlook. "Another round Lloyd, it's beer pong time!"


*Would you rather fight through a zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?*

Killer clown...they seem so much more ominous than dolls. It would be an exciting but very terrifying thing.

*Would you rather be portrayed as a notorious and tough break-all-the-rules vampire hunter in a novel or an alluring and take-charge leader of a town werewolf hunter in a novel?*

vampire hunter! (always better stories than werewolves)

**would you rather be the only surviver or one of the victems in a massacre?

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This is a tough one...both might lead to some very scary outcomes. I’d say Hillbilly family. There might be a little reasoning with one of them or a chance to escape. Plus the weirdness of that would be interesting, Cult weird is just too weird for me, the whole everyone drinking the same killer Kool Aid for their leader is beyond strange and they would keep such a close eye on everyone that it would be tough to run away!

*Would you rather have an Uber driver dressed in a formal black suit who comes to pick you up in a hearse or an Uber driver who shows up dressed like Marlon Brando and expects you to sit in a motorcycle side-car for your ride?*

Mentally as I would rather have a mind break than any physical break as with physical pain I would probably die right away!


Would you rather crash on an island or crash at sea if you were in a small plane?

Crash on an island! We will build a new world...a better world (-: Bookworm’s Island is a paradise.

*Would you rather have a pumpkin for your head, or scissors for your hands?*

You will all kneel before the Great Pumpkin!

Would you rather dine in with Hannibal Lecter or dine out with Patrick Bateman?

Hmmm maybe Jigsaw. Tough one.

I read a good one in the book I just finished. Would you rather have legs for fingers or fingers for legs?

Haunted castle on the seaside. At least you can take a boat ride or enjoy the sea breeze. Plus, you might even have your own lighthouse!

Would you rather roast in Hell or freeze in Hell?

Freeze, the look of confusion on all of the "good people's" faces would be priceless.

Would you rather be haunted by the spirit of a vengeful ex-lover or a demon with a twisted sense of humor?

Would rather at someone, because I rather not die.

Would you rather investigate an abandoned mansion at night, or a disused sewer system?

Mansion! Sewers are a little yucky...Pennywise will have to find someone else (-;

*Would you rather live in the spooky dark woods or in an eerie high-rise in the city?*

Eerie high rise... I hate the woods.

Would you rather battle the Alien or the Predator?

Michael! He’s so fascinating to me. I liked the first Rob Zombie Halloween film, how interesting it was to give him more of a backstory. I’d actually just want to watch him make his masks and try to figure out his mind but he would be quite a challenge to battle. Very ruthless, but I’d do my best to survive. Jason just doesn’t interest me in the same way. I don’t think I’d be enthusiastic to go up against him.

*Would you rather have David Cronenberg (Scanners, Videodrome, The Dead Zone) direct a bizarre, sharp, visceral horror film with you as the main character or David Lynch direct an artistic, stylish, dreamy (Twin Peaks, Eraserhead) thriller with you as the main character?*

Lynch, the first time I saw Blue Velvet was immediately after I saw The Big Lebowski. So I saw a nihlist's ear get bit off. And than Kyle finds an ear in a field. It was a bit odd.

Would you rather face Dracula with a toothpick or the Wolfman with a dog whistle?

Raccoon City. Resident Evil I - III were awesome games, while I only played one Silent Hill game and did not progress past the first stage.

If you were a thug living in a huge medievalesque fantasy city, would you rather work as an assassin and hitman or prefer to become a graverobber and bodysnatcher?

Assassin. Mostly for the cool outfit, I’d get to wear all black, and train in my downtime to be stealthy and strong.

Would you rather have Halloween once a month (but you get no other holidays) or keep Halloween a once-a-year tradition?

After the fall, I shall colonize Mars. From there we will begin dismantling the planets in order to build a Dyson Sphere. The aliens will pay dearly for their actions!

If you are stuck living in a house with one room haunted by a leering ghost, would you rather it haunts the bedroom or the bathroom?

Bedroom, then I'd sleep in the bathroom...

A new family moves in next door (at night) - would you rather discover they were vampires or mad scientists with a penchant for re-animating the recently dead.

I’d want my neighbors to be re-animators! That sounds like a wacky and interesting horror story just waiting to happen.

*Would you rather have to find your way out of a creepy haunted hospital with a lot of locked doors and dimly lit hallways or find your way out of a pitch black crypt with a deep set of tunnels under a city?*

I'd rather find my way out of the hospital, simply because it's overground and not under like the tunnels.

Would you rather be buried alive underground or buried alive underwater?

Underground, if you're underwater the water will leak in and drown you pretty fast.


Would you rather face a coven of witches with zippo, or a coven of vampires with a squirt gun full of holy water?

The ocean! At least there’s air and fish.

Would you rather spend eternity as Jar Jar Binks or Pizza the Hut?

Jar Jar Binks only because I love the Star Wars movies and may the force be with me as I live in that body as I am going to need it! lol


Would you rather live on the highest peak in the world or live in a hole in the ground?

A hole in the ground like a Hobbit hole - very comfortable Mr. Baggins.

Would you rather be mistaken for a rogue international spy by an elite and ruthless government agency, or mistaken for an elite government operative by a master criminal and his worldwide secret organisation.

I'd rather be Bond than the Jackal. Vodka martinis and beautiful women make for a better possible ending. Assuming that I survive.


Would you rather face eternity as a soulless vampire or a mindless shambling corpse?

(So you are mistaken for Bond)...

Vampire. I need to keep my mind.

Would you rather wake up on a colony on LV 426 or in a hypersleep pod on the 'Nostromo.'

Graeme wrote: "(So you are mistaken for Bond)...

Vampire. I need to keep my mind.

Would you rather wake up on a colony on LV 426 or in a hypersleep pod on the 'Nostromo.'"

Doesn't everyone want to be 007?


I'd rather the Nostromo. It would be quicker.

Would you rather be Dracula's dinner or become his thrall (ie. Renfield)?

Dinner! I could at least get stronger and have more time to read; and my eyesight would be fantastic.

Would you rather survive during the zombie apocalypse or during a nuclear holocaust??? *asking for a friend*

Zombie apocalypse. We could go all Zombieland!

Would you rather date a vampire (and be subjected to their constant brooding depression) or have your date go horribly wrong (and now that vampire is hunting you down for the rest of your life)?

Have the date go horribly wrong. There would be no vampire hunting me as I would become a vampire hunter real quick and they would be running from me! :)


When you die, would you want to buried in a pine box or a luxury casket?

A pine box, we need to recycle!!

Would you rather eat bat or Panda??

Panda. Isn't that what they serve at all of those Chinese places, like Panda Panda and Panda Express?🐼

Would you rather

Hunt and slaughter all of the Twilight vampires at the cost of contracting necrotizing fascitis of the genitals

Or

Become a Twilight vampire that is publicly known and hated by all of the "real" vampires of TV, film, and literature?

hated by other vampires

wyr stay on an island of cannibals or dive in an ocean filled with predatory fish

Stay on an island of cannibals as at least I could hide out somewhere and survive hopefully.... whereas being in the ocean I would suffer a terrible death! lol


Would you rather

Be stuck in the Nightmare on Elm Street movie or be stuck in the Friday the 13th movie?

friday the 13.

wyr be possessed by creepy dolls or sacrificed to the demons?

I would rather be sacrificed to the demons. I have a phobia of dolls...
Now for a gross one...

Would you rather be the middle member of the human centipede OR have a family of cannibals keep you alive and eat you piece by piece?

Both choices are terrible 😣 I guess be eaten by cannibals.

Would you rather be buried alive or embalmed alive?

Buried alive, "Death is only the beginning."

Would you rather be a werechihuahua or a Twilight vampire?

werechihuahua lol


wyr be burned alive or ripped to pieces by vicious wild animals?

Burned alive, at least that's a quicker way to leave the world :P

Would you rather have the ability to hear scary ghost noises/talks but not see them or the ability to see them but not hear them?

Definitely only see them.

Would you rather have the ability to see the future or change the past?

see the future

wyr drink month old spoiled milk or eat a waterbug?

Muhammed Ali. Mike Tyson bites.

WYR let a swarm of big, hairy spiders crawl all over you in a sealed pine coffin OR Madagascar hissing cockroaches?

Cockroaches, easily. They won't bite, and Big Hairy Spider could be any number of species, including but not limited to the extremely dangerous Giant Huntsman.

WYR be slowly skinned alive and left alone besides that or tortured with other methods almost as brutal for 24 hours straight?

Too much?

Pretty much :-) This one's not much better, but it's scary.

WYR eat yourself to death or drink yourself to death?

drink myself to death because I feel like I'd lose consciousness quicker that way

WYR eat your finger or eat someone else's finger?