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Puns Intended
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What do you call cool cheese?
MozerHELLA
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What did the grape say when it got crushed?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine ;)
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I never wanted to be rude and say this, but guys, if you hate something, don't bother it! if you hate puns, don't come/ post here! there are pun lovers here, guys! I'm sorry if I'm too weird and ruin rps, but you gotta give me a chance to show my true colours sometimes!
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the hand comes off,
"well that's disarming"
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![Jaxon(Jax)[They-He]](https://images.gr-assets.com/users/1749715398p1/46156450.jpg)
Wanna hear something I told my brother?
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I told my little brother that he was the bombAnd held up this:
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Justin Bieber:
You lost to a noseless dude
You can't cure your own eyesight
And your being so melodramatic
Are you sure your a wizard?
Harry Potter:
You sing like a girl!
You have hair like a girl!
You look like a girl!
You sing girly songs!
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A BOY?!
Justin Bieber: Mommy...
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Brace Yourself... their coming quickly....
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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?
A dead centipede
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What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor
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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime
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Whats a Pirate's favorite letter?
You may thinks it's arrr, but nay, his first love be the c
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My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down
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My best friend changed after she became a vegetarian
it's like I've never seen herbivore
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears
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*Koala Time*
What do you mean I'm not a bear?
I has all da Koalafications
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Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Then you already like 70% of me!
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
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Politicians and Diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" , and then proceed to tell you why it isn't
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Whoever invented Knock Knock jokes deserve a no bell prize
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What's Forest Gumps password?
1forrest1
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What is brown and sticky?
A stick
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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
"We are both lawyers"
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Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says
"How do you drive this thing?"
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A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”
Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie!
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narnia business!
Why is peter pan always flying?
He neverlands.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He’d stop at nothing to avoid them.
Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
“How is your long distance relationship going?” – “So far, so good.”
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Why are cats bad storytellers? – Because they only have one tale.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. – What a waste of thyme.
Q: What do you do when life gives you melons?
A: See a doctor, because you’re probably dyslexic.
Mr. Octopus: king of the sea wrote: "what is it?? it looks like one of those little things that you put on a Christmas tree."Its a bomb necklace piece
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Ba-na-na-naaaa
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Have you heard of that guy who lost his whole left side? I hear hes all right now ;3
For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. Everyone could tell we were nuts.
Kät {school will determine my activity} wrote: "Two men walked into a bar. The first guys said, “I’ll just have some H2O, please.” The second guy looked over at the first guy before saying. “I’ll have H2O too.” The second guy died....((Science..."
Ive already heard that one from my brother
Heres one for those science nerds.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Heres one for those other nerds.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Heres one for those other nerds.
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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Okay, this isnt a pun, its a joke. Same thing dont judge me.Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Because Burger King didnt cover up his whopper.
*walks away* Lol I heard it from a friend
Muse A: Did u hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Muse B: No...
Muse A: Real tragedy
Muse B: Wait that wasn't a pun?
Muse A: 100 soles were lost
Muse B: Dammit