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Nathan walked into the swimming room at his local high school and jumped into the pool.

He swam to the other end, did a flip turn, and swam back.

A giant octopus broke through the concrete bottom of the pool, causing all the water to drain out of the pool. Nathan and the other swimmers fell to the bottom and were left staring in horror at the octopus. Nathan didn't even register the scream that rang through the room as his own.

"Does anyone know where the bathroom is?" the octopus asked. it was moving uncertainly from tentacle to tentacle and appeared to be confused. At least, as confused as an octopus can appear to be.

"It's over there," Nathan pointed

Nathan then discovered that he had to use the restroom himself.

He walked to the bathrooms and went, came back and jumped on the octopus.

The octopus screamed louder than Nathan.

Then suddenly a blue box came crashing through the ceiling and flew into the octopus thereby making it fly with it Nathan now screaming louder

Nathan realised the blue box was the TARDIS from Doctor Who.

Nathan looked over to his girlfriend, Lilli, who had just walked into the room. She was staring wide-eyed at the TARDIS. Nathan knew that she was about to start fangirling...

He groaned, but then the flying octopus and box knocked him into the bottom of the former pool.

He cried out in pain, feeling his bones snap in his arm. He tried to get up and fell. Lilli ran over to him.

She didn't even notice the TARDIS and octopus. Nathan was relieved.

Lilli helped Nathan get up. He looked around, and was greeted by an odd smell, sort of familiar...

"Nathan, are you okay?" "Yeah, totally. Just scratched up a little bit." Lilli giggles.

Suddenly the octopus reappeared and are both of them.

"Yum," the octopus giggled.

Nathan pulled out a light saber and cut themselves out

"Ow. That hurt. Good bye, foolish Earthlings!" The octopus said, disappearing into a cloud of fairy dust. (I seriously have no idea what is going on in my funny little head today)

((XD))

Nathan and Lily started flying through the air with wings

They flew for a while, about an hour, before it started to get dark and they didn't know where they were. Suddenly, Nathan saw that they were over the ocean, and there was a beach about a mile away.

Then, Nathan's wings spontaneously combusted, causing him to fall to the ground and snap his neck. Before Lilli had time to react, Superman came out of nowhere and said, "Don't worry, I'll save him!" he then proceeded to do his logic-hole ridden reversal of the Earth's rotation, bringing Nathan back to life.

Lilli thanked Superman as he sped off to go save random people. She helped Nathan get onto the beach. "I think we're on an island." Lilli said.

Nathan spouts out a huge gulp of sea water, "No kidding." Lilli rolls her pretty green eyes causing an outbreak of laughter between the two, Nathan pausing to spit out more water every few seconds in a fit of coughs.

Nathan wiped the water from his face and stood up. Then, he heard a noise from behind him. "Only you can prevent forest fires!" The voice said. He slowly turned around...

...Spontaneously combusted.

Lilli looked at Smokey the Bear, who had probably just made her boyfriend spontaneously combust.

Again.

Lilly smacked the bear, then went to find someone who could reverse what had just happened to Nathan.

Smokey didn't appreciate being slapped. "I'll burn you," he said, his accent showing. "I'll burn the heart out of you. INCENDIO!"


And that's the story of how Lilli died. Real. She gave Smokey an infinity within their numbered minutes, and for that he was grateful.

Nathan was confused. All he could see was space...and a flying chocolate walrus on a chariot made of music. "Where am I?" He muttered to himself.

"You're in fantasyland," said a chocolate bar as it floated past.

Suddenly, a girl landed in front of them. "Can you help me?" She asked, her eyes wide.

"Yeah, dude. Help her!" the chocolate bar called out.

Nathan thought that the girl was suspicious. "Are you going to trick me?" he asked. The girl shook her head and stuck out her wrist. "Check my pulse, please." Nathan was confused.

"Pulses are too...mainstream. Good bye!" the girl said, randomly disappearing in a plume of smoke.

Nathan was confused by the girl, who had asked him to check her pulse and then changed her mind. He shrugged and walked off into the woods on the fantasy island.

He next ran into a squirlicorn and they did an Irish Jig in tap shoes.