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dark kermit
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KIM TAEHYUN aka BOBBY
legal name : robert taehyun kim
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AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL
how to make it work :
i. feed either oreos or reeses peanut butter cups ( if neither are available, homemade choc-chip biscuits are an acceptable substitute )
ii. make request
iii. pray that it cooperates
malfunctions :
i. the most common malfunction is when called 'robert'/'bob'/'rob'/'robbie', bobby will immediately attack you and refuse to stop without a sincere apology and placation via food
ii. the next most common malfunction is when education is brought up bobby will start ranting. the suggested treatment is to cover its mouth until it agrees to shut up. headlocks may be necessary.
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< AM I NOT A GENIUS |
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stop bullying bobby 2k22
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| im an eighteen-year-old not a robot >
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our lord and savour
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< nah i think it's pretty accurate |
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the deadest of all memes
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| u do complain abt school a lot |
< but no, ur not a genius|
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dark kermit
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< i feel so betrayed |
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LEE SUNGJIN
twenty–six
member of the evil
Sungjin isn't malicious. He's not cruel. He's not violent. He doesn't enjoy inflicting pain. But he's still evil — though whether or not that's the right word is up for debate. He's evil in the same way as large corporations' leaders — he gets what he wants, irrespective of how he does it. He's businesslike — he doesn't waste time on other things that aren't his goal.
Maybe it's because he's so inhuman that he acts this way. After all, the Leader has been using Sungjin as a temporary vessel whenever they need to speak to the organisation for the past few years, and they want to make it permanent — that sort of thing does tend to affect someone's humanity. (And also their physical health, but if Sungjin is constantly pale and often bedridden after the Leader pays him a visit, well that's nobody's concern but his)




